The Cyanide & Happiness Show

Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.

Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.

A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.

Time travel proves to be a messy business; visitors from the future prove that being rude never ends; an inappropriate joke in a Walmart breakroom has annoying results; intolerant time travel gets out of hand.

Two former friends are pitted against each other amidst the throes of war; Hitler sets out to make a daring escape.

A ventriloquist uses his voice to woo a lady; the arrival of a monstrous creature from the deep leads to the return of an old friend and a life or death battle for a happy ending.

"Hat Buddies"; Star Spangled Bastard and Eagle are back to defend America against those who wish to harm it.

Detective Schmidt puts more than his life on the line to protect the mayor; Higgins shows his new partner how to solve a case; two cops learn the importance of family; learning to paint with Bill Brass.

Super Dad and Mega Mom use their powers to protect people from harm; the Wonder Percent takes action against bankers and the super rich; a narrator contemplates his purpose in life; superheroes unite to end the fiery force of a super villain.

Jack learns a vital lesson about history; a spiritual mystic tries to solve a local school's IT problem with alternative methods.