My Parents Are Aliens

Josh's voice has broken. Brian and Sophie decide they too should set about ageing and Brian targets a local old folks' home!

Lucy is captain of the school chess team and Brian starts to feel proud of her achievements. But this leaves Sophie with only Josh to be proud of. And what's he ever achieved?

There's a break-in at the house. Fascinated by the idea of burglary, Brian gives it a go himself and soon he has a new role - as the mystery thief known to the police as ""The Cat""!

The newly-equipped attic bedroom will go to whichever of the three kids love Brian the most. Lucy won't play ball, but Mel and Josh compete over who can show their love the most extravagantly. Sophie, meanwhile, concentrates on learning to love herself.

Lucy is horrified to find a wart growing on her face. But not as horrified as Brian, who has discovered the real purpose of the bath and is obsessed with hygiene – until he starts shrinking!

Sophie decides to accompany Lucy to advanced mathematics classes at night school. But Brian is less than enthusiastic about her new-found fascination with her teacher - Mr. Whiteside.

Josh is the master of April Fool's tricks and Brian is determined not to be caught out. But Sophie decides to have a go too and, as usual, she goes much too far.

Brian goes out to get himself a bicycle, but comes home in a wheelchair. Enchanted by his new form of transport, he can't understand why the kids are so horrified.

Brian's enthusiasm for being disabled threatens to get out of hand with his campaign for disabled access to the diner.

Mel heads for stardom as presenter of the lunch-time programme on the school radio. Sophie and Brian learn what it is to be fans and focus all their attention on Mel!

Josh introduces Brian to the idea of weekend slobbing. Appalled by how far he takes it, Mel has a bet with Josh over whether she can teach him good manners – but now of course Brian goes too far in the opposite direction.

Brian is obsessed with the idea of death. Not only will he die one day, but so will the kids. So he sets about trying to protect them and, as ever, he gets it quite wrong.

Sophie helps herself to a baby in the supermarket. Shocked, the kids insist that it must be taken back, which leaves Sophie feeling broody. So Brian obliges her by morphing into a baby... With disastrous results!