To look for the perfect Father's Day gift, Lil' Bush takes the crew to Iraq; the gang has a competition to see who can kiss a girl first.

Before the pack finds a summer camp run by Al Qaeda, at school Lil' Kim Jong-il causes problems for Lil' George.

Lil' George and Lil' Tony Blair strike up a special relationship that has their parents worried. Later, the gang hires Mexican immigrants to do the jobs they don't want to do.

The gang tries to thwart Lil' Al Gore and his Lil' Live Earth Concert, which features the Lil' Foo Fighters and Lil' Red Hot Chili Peppers. Later, Lil' George goes power-crazy as the new hall monitor.

Lil' George has conflict with the conception of evolution in science class. Along the way while Lil' Cheney meets the devil Lil' George discovers "Goddy". Later on at the White House press Corps Dinner Lil' George roasts George Sr.

Lil' George fights against Lil' Mikey Moore to protect the American institution of hot dogs. Later, the Lil' Dems dare Lil' George and the gang to sleep in the haunted attic of the White House.

Lil' Bush and his gang put on a concert at the nearby Walter Reed veteran's hospital, which accidentally brings media attention to the atrocious conditions there. As punishment, he and the gang must raise money for repairs, which the eventually spend on themselves. Featuring Henry Rollins as the voice of an injured veteran that Lil' Bush knicknames "Halfsy".