It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate but it seems none of their friends are available to come to a celebratory dinner. Or maybe they're just not keen, especially after happened last year when Fran and Jamie went straight from a hit to a karaoke bar with UV lighting.

Fran and Jamie have captured their next target - an embezzling accountant - only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her. As Fran says, torture is not really their thing.

Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel in a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings a whole world of trouble.

There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.

Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.