Distractible

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Good Bad Habits
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You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet?

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You Member?
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Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work?

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The Ick
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Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick."

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Bob's Baby
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Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...).

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Wade's Silly Choices
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A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more!

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Friendship Test: Mark Edition
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Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia!

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Profession Confessions
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One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories.

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The Masks We Wear
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On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us...

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Distractible: The Musical
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The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet.

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The Emmy Losing Episode
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Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!).

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Am I The Asshole?
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A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New Episodes .. show full overview

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Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!
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Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!!

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Good Advice?
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Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!

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The Shoe Game
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Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.

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The Fairest Episode Ever
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Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.

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Just Relax
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If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.

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Self Actualization
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Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.

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Wonders of Our World
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Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.

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Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
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Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.

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Would You Rather (Part 2)
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The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.

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Our Firsts
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Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.

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Wade's Questions
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Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.

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Million Dollars, But...
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Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob.

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Who's Better?
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Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?

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Riddles & Rhymes
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Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...

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Ohio Stuff
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The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.

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Bread
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Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.

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Three Peens In A Pod
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Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?

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The Wheel of Fate
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A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.

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Will You Press The Button?
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You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, .. show full overview

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Hypocrisy?
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The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!

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The Burls [Bonus Episode]
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Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."

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Artificial Intelligence
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Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?

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What I Want
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A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.

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Bob Wins This Episode
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The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.

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I'm Better
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Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.

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Listener Q&A
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Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!

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I Wasn't Ready
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College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.

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Rage
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Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...

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Weird
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Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.

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Weird (Part 2)
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Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.

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Weird (Part 3)
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But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.

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YouTubers For YouTubers
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What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!

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It's Mark's Birthday
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Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.

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Whimsical Headlines
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