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  • CBS
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  • Comedy

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1
1x1
Pilot
Episode overview
Downsizing at the airport forces Hilton to retire.
1x2
It's My Party
Episode overview
Hilton feels cheated that his company laid him off without even a goodbye party.
1x3
Neighborhood Watch
Episode overview
After a home burglary, Hilton forms a neighborhood-watch program, but it turns out that he's causing more problems than he's solving.
1x4
Happily Ever Hilton
Episode overview
When the airline announces a plan to rehire thousands of laid-off employees, Hilton eagerly prepares for an interview, hoping to get his old job back
1x5
The Best Little Antique Shop in Astoria
Episode overview
The antiques shop where Hilton is working has a secret hiding behind a locked door, and the cops want him to help them in a raid of the premises.
1x6
One Foot in Your Mouth
Episode overview
Hilton's lie to avoid going to a stranger's wedding snowballs on him.
1x7
Natural Born Debtors
Episode overview
Hilton tries to help Pauline's financially irresponsible goddaughter but ends up the recipient of an overly generous ATM.
1x8
The Two Mr. Lucases
Episode overview
A case of mistaken identity finds Hilton undergoing a colonoscopy that was intended for his cousin Earl.
1x9
No Nudes is Good Nudes
Episode overview
The nude model from Hilton's art class causes trouble for Hilton when he must hide her in his bathroom to prevent Ruth from having the wrong idea.
1x10
Basketball Story
Episode overview
Hilton gets a chance to sink a million-dollar half-court shot at an NBA game, but others are spending his money before it has even been won.
1x11
Guard Almighty
Episode overview
Hilton takes a job as a security guard at a fancy apartment building.
1x12
The Broken Reflection
Episode overview
Hilton's eccentric and snobby brother George pays a visit to the Lucas household.
1x13
Tempus Lucas
Episode overview
Hilton finds that his life insurance is practically worthless, so he tries to shape up to pass a physical for a new policy.
1x14
Guess Whose President Is Coming to Dinner
Episode overview
After calling in to a radio talk show, Hilton is chosen to dine with the President. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani makes a special appearance.
1x15
Brave New Hilton
Episode overview
Hilton tries to help save a friend's failing goose-down business.
1x16
Lucas Platonicus
Episode overview
After Griffin and Erica attend their high school reunion, Griffin realizes that their relationship is going nowhere and decides to make a clean break from her.
1x17
Valentine's Day
Episode overview
On Valentine's Day, Hilton realizes that he has bought Ruth a scarf that she already has, so he lies by telling her that he has tickets to a Jeffrey Osborne concert.
1x18
Florida
Episode overview
Hilton and Ruth decide to put their house on the market to move to Florida, but have a change of heart about leaving their home full of memories.
1x19
Anniversary Waltz
Episode overview
As a 30th anniversary gift, Hilton tries to give Ruth the wedding she always wanted.
1x20
That Darn Cat
Episode overview
A used pregnancy test found in the trash can leads everyone to the wrong conclusion.
1x21
I'm OK, You're Hilton
Episode overview
Hilton enters group therapy but then counsels an old crony right out of a job.
1x22
The Return of the Charlites
Episode overview
Ruth's high-school friend, now a pop star, visits during a singing tour and gives Ruth the chance to sing with her old group.
1x23
My Dinner with Methuselah
Episode overview
Pauline goes on a blind date with a befuddled old gent from the neighborhood.
1x24
Hilton's Playland
Episode overview
Hilton has a chance to star in a children's TV show.
1x25
Social Insecurity
Episode overview
Hilton tries to convince the Social Security Administration that he is not dead.