Your Favorite Martian

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1x17
Whip Yo Kids Ft Nicepeter
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I don’t know if you’re aware but your kids suck ass If you need someone to whip ‘em then, ha… just ask ’cause They ain’t as perfect as you say they is. They ain’t perfect at .. show full overview
1x1
My Balls
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***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you. Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need .. show full overview
1x2
Zombie Love Song
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***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to .. show full overview
1x3
Bottles of Beer
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I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party .. show full overview
1x4
Club Villain
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1x5
The Stereotypes Song
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You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love .. show full overview
1x6
The Unofficial Smithers Love Song
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Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you .. show full overview
1x7
Orphan Tears Ft Wax
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It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot. Instead of drinking imported beers, Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. We popped the top. We .. show full overview
1x8
Mr Douchebag
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You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag. You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag. Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive? You know it's 2 .. show full overview
1x9
Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis)
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Bitch got a penis Who's got a penis? Bitch got a penis. Got a penis, got a penis. Bitch got a penis, got a penis.
1x10
Grandma Got a Facebook
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's .. show full overview
1x11
Tig Ol' Bitties
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It was the first day, Back to school. Cuttin up in class, Actin like a tool. Friends are rollin in, We started talkin bout the summer. DJ saw Twilight, Bummer. I spoke .. show full overview
1x12
Fight To Win Ft Destorm
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Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We're kickin' ass now) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We bring the .. show full overview
1x13
Stalkin Your Mom Ft Wax
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I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today. What time is it? Six? Just in time to hide in these bushes. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' .. show full overview
1x14
Robot Bar Fight
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Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight I remember I used to serve drinks at this local .. show full overview
1x15
8-Bit World Ft Hoodie Allen
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Man I feel like we live in a life of Nintendo, Cause reality's such a hassle Sometimes I even find my princess in another castle I should ask Dr. Mario for medicine Maybe hit up .. show full overview
1x16
Puppet Break-Up
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Ha ha ha ha! It's been a while since you felt my felt, But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt. Always got me stressin'. Always keeping me guessin'. I'm .. show full overview
1x18
Booty Store
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Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) Girl, you got class and you’re .. show full overview
1x19
Nerd Rage!!!
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I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Nerd-nerd Rage Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage Nerd-nerd Rage They say .. show full overview
1x20
Epileptic Techno
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Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Chilaxin’ out with Mary Kate and Ashley .. show full overview
1x21
Dookie Fresh
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Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie Dookie Fresh Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie Dookie Fresh Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie Dookie Fresh Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh I-I-I I had a hot date .. show full overview
1x22
Santa Hates Poor Kids
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I really hate it that my family’s poor! I really wish I was a rich kid. ’Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas. Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance! While Billy gets a .. show full overview
1x23
Shitty G
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I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel. Two middle fingers in the air. I'm a wanna be, yeah a SHITTY G! But I don't really care. Ain't nobody quite like me. 'cuz my name is SHITTY G. Ain't .. show full overview
1x24
Friend Zone
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I like this girl so much She’s always on my mind We have an awesome time We never crossed the line She don’t wanna mess-up the friendship “Friendsies” I’m in a frenzy, ’cause my .. show full overview
1x25
She Looks Like Sex [Remix] Ft Mike Posner
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She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex Sex Sex, sex She looks like sex Sex, sex Oo-ooh She looks like .. show full overview
1x26
We Like Them Girls
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls with at least two limbs At least two fuckin' limbs And one is a leg - .. show full overview
1x27
Alien
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Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded? Given the boot when you knew you should have been a shoo-in? Like some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life With a curse .. show full overview
1x28
White Boy Wasted Ft Dumbfounded
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We're about to get WHITE BOY WASTED Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead Getting crunk up in here! We're about to get WHITE BOY WASTED We stumble to the house party already .. show full overview
1x29
Complicated
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Babe, you're so complicated The way you're putting me down And when we go out with your friends You act like you don't want me around And I get so frustrated How everything ends in .. show full overview
1x30
Take Over The World
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(Your Favorite Martian. All right, here go. Check it out.) My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king And that it could be me to put these dreams into a sling And fling .. show full overview
1x31
Text Me Back
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I'm checking out your Facebook I drive past where you work You tell me you're my girlfriend But are you even on planet earth? I see you out with your friends but Yo who the hell is .. show full overview
1x32
Jupiter
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There’s nothing left to say I’m not with you You lie so far away from the truth Jupiter you’re on my mind The clock will turn the gears of time I only wanna be with you Symmetry .. show full overview
1x33
Just a Friend (Biz Markie Cover)
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. .. show full overview
1x34
Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye Cover)
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Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that .. show full overview
1x35
Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys)
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Kick it! You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!" You missed two classes and no homework But your teacher preaches .. show full overview
1x36
Love The Way You Lie (Eminem/Rihanna Cover)
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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, But that's all right, because I like the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there and hear me cry, But that's all right, because I love the way .. show full overview
1x37
Road Rage
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I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail Stuck in .. show full overview
1x38
My Balls (Alt Cover)
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Girl, I know you left me But there was something I forgot to show you. Check it out... Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke, .. show full overview
1x39
Alien (Unplugged)
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Planet Earth I need a friend 'Cause I'm on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Feeling lost but never found, 'Til I found myself being pushed around. I'm an .. show full overview
1x40
Jump Around (House of Pain Cover)
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Pack it up, pack it in Let me begin I came to win Battle me that's a sin I won't tear the sack up Punk you'd better back up Try and play the role and yo the whole crew will act .. show full overview
1x41
Bartender SOng (Rehab Cover)
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Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time when I got home it was 6 A.M. the door was locked so I kicked it in she was tripping on the bills I think she .. show full overview
1x42
High Voltage (Linkin Park Cover)
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It's high voltage you cant shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you cant shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it .. show full overview
1x43
Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup)
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[Chorus:] Boom Headshot! Boom Headshot! When the album drops were like- BOOM! I step in the arena I get my knuckles crackin' I try to keep them clean, but who .. show full overview

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