Your Favorite Martian

Bartender SOng (Rehab Cover) (1x41)

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Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time when I got home it was 6 A.M. the door was locked so I kicked it in she was tripping on the bills I think she was high on some pills she threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard and in my drunken stooper I did what I shoulda never done and now I'm sittin here talkin to you drunk and on the run [Chorus:] Im sittin at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to fuckin car And crashed that peice of shit and then stepped away Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years so just give me beers til they get here yeah I know the sun is comin up and yall are probably gettin ready for closin up but I'm tryin to drive my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road now they say that all love is gone and I'm tired of hangin on [Chorus:] They got me sittin at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away Guess it was meant to be romance is misery so much for memories so now I'm headed to the penatentuary see me on TV the next cop series I am a danger I guess I shoulda did something about my anger but I'll never learn real things I dont concern I poured kerosene on everything I loved and watched it burn I know its my fault but I wasnt happy it was over she stole my heart so I crashed her fuckin car and I'm goin back again back to the pen to see my friends and when we all pile up that county van they gonna ask me where I been [Chorus:] I been at a bar on the inside waitin for my ride on the outside she stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to fuckin car And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away Nah na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na