WOE.BEGONE

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

I think you''ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.

Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!

Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.

Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.

The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.

Roadtrip!

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.