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iPad
Episode overview
The iPad: it's hot, it's sexy, and deserves special treatment. Lay back and relax, we'll take care of this unboxing.
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Stripping down the Verizon Droid X to its tech skivvies
Episode overview
Turn down the lights, lock the doors and set Firefox to private browsing! We're back with another episode of Unboxing Porn. Verizon's Droid X is getting the sexy treatment this time around.
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Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty Limited Edition Gets the Unboxing Treatment
Episode overview
Slip into something comfy and assume the position... in front of the keyboard: it's time for some Unboxing Porn. Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty Limited Edition gets the p0rn unboxing treatment.
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The Dell Streak micro-tablet gets the unboxing porn treatment
Episode overview
Who needs real, one on one body time, when you have, Unboxing Porn. The Dell Streak micro-tablet gets the unboxing porn treatment.
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Apple's Magic Trackpad Gets the Unboxing Porn Treatment
Episode overview
Pull on your snuggy and tell mom that noise you're making is nothing when she knocks, 'cause it's time for some unboxing porn. Apple's Magic Trackpad gets the unboxing porn treatment.
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Beats by Dre Studio Edition Gets the Unboxing Porn Treatmen
Episode overview
Draw a bath, light the candles, burn down the curtains, call 911 and tell everyone the dog did it, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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Halo Reach Limited Edition Gets the Unboxing Porn Treatment
Episode overview
Fire up those proxies and tell HR you're doing personal banking, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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All 3 New iPods Get the Unboxing Porn Treatment
Episode overview
Dim the lights, and fix your VHS tracking, and consider upgrading to Blu-ray, seriously, VHS is old cuz it's time for another, Unboxing Porn.
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Apple TV Unboxing!
Episode overview
You know those magazines, under your bed, hidden under those socks? Yeah, we all know about that stash. You don't need them, Cuz it's time for some Unboxing Porn. Unboxing Porn takes the Apple TV for a test drive after stripping it down.
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Star Wars Shogun Stormtrooper!
Episode overview
Turn the lights down low and prepare to stuff your face in a pillow so no one hears that awful sound you make, cuz it's time for another unboxing porn. Unboxing Porn strips the Shogun Stormtrooper out of its box.
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Apple MacBook Air!
Episode overview
No need to visit the curtain of shame at the video store, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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D-link Boxee Box!
Episode overview
No need to visit the curtain of shame at the video store, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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Call of Duty Black Ops Prestige Edition Naughtiness!
Episode overview
No need for that magazine stash you keep around, haven't you "read the articles" enough times already? It's time for unboxing porn.
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Microsoft Kinect sex tape
Episode overview
Light the candles, draw a bath and prepare the rubber duckies, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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World of Warcraft Cataclysm Collector's Edition
Episode overview
Is Google safe search off getting boring? Lucky for you, it's time for some Unboxing Porn!
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Windows Phone 7 HTC HD7
Episode overview
The ol' mistletoe belt buckle didn't go over too well? Again? Thats ok, cuz it's time for some Unboxing Porn.
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Little Big Planet 2 Collectors Edition
Episode overview
Holy drama momma, today's delivery guy might just be more pathetic than your dating history. That's ok though. its time for another Unboxing Porn.
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Verizon iPhone 4
Episode overview
Slick your hair back and put on your favorite members only jacket, cuz you have a date tonight with Unboxing Porn.
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Nerf Longshot CS-6 Rifle
Episode overview
Is skinemax playing nothing but reruns? You're in luck, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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Undressing the Motorola Xoom
Episode overview
Slip into something comfortable and call the kids over, cuz it's time for another Totally Safe for Work Unboxing Porn!
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HOT IPAD 2 UNWRAPPING
Episode overview
Turn down the lights, open an incognito web tab, and play a little Steve Jobs Keynote to set the mood, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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UNDRESSING THE NINTENDO 3DS
Episode overview
Don't tell mom, don't tell your friends, (shout) tell the world that you're watching Unboxing Porn.
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Collectors Edition Transformer Undressed
Episode overview
Dust off your acid wash jeans and stroll through that beaded door at the video rental store, it's time for Unboxing Porn!
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Getting Sexy with the Astro A40 Wireless System
Episode overview
I'm here to unbox some sexy products and kick ass, and I don't have it in me to hurt a fly...so it's time for some Unboxing Porn!
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Mortal Kombat Tournament and Kollectors edition
Episode overview
Put on your headphones and angle the screen just slightly away from coworkers, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.
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Playing with the Blackberry Playbook
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Turn on incognito mode and get ready to delete your browsing history, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn!
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Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition, a Rude Unboxing!
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Unboxing the Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition! Ol' Duke gets snippy with Mr. E. Who's side will the ladies take? And why does the game suck so much?!
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Get Your Steamy T-mobile G-Slate with Google Unboxing On!
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Unboxing the T-mobile G-Slate with Google! To bad Mr. E is forever the fanboy.
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Hot Unboxing With Thinkgeek's iCade: iPad Arcade Cabinet
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It's a ThinkGeek April Fools product comes to life!. Play classic Atari and arcade games on your iPad, as it were a mini MAME cabinet!
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Getting Comfy with Toshiba's Thrive Running Android's Honeycomb
Episode overview
Toshiba's Thrive is the new contender on the Android tablet block. Check out what this laptop like device has to offer.
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Hot playtime with the new Macbook Air
Episode overview
The New Macbook Air sure looks a lot like the old Macbook Air. Maybe Bella can help you out with the new details.
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Sexiest Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 Unboxing Yet
Episode overview
The Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 is definitely one of the sexiest tablets we've seen in a while. So how do we make it sexier? Why, by giving it the Unboxing Porn treatment of course!
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HP touchpad tablet. You want it. We have it.
Episode overview
We got our hands on an HP touchpad and had a tender moment with it. Take a look at the device everyone wants, but nobody can have.
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Sony Tablet S
Episode overview
We unbox the Sony Tablet S. Yes, another tablet, but at least this one has an interesting "magazine fold" design to play with! All the great things you know from Sony, now in a tablet. .. show full overview
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Mission Audio M-Isphere Mini Dune 2.0 Compact Loudspeaker System Unboxing Porn!
Episode overview
We got our hands on the Mission Audio M-Isphere Mini Dune 2.0 Compact Loudspeaker System, featuring a Class-D digital amplifier, built-in USB, and the ability to use lossless sound files.

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