Two and a Half Men

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  • Comedy Romance

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7x1
818-JKLPUZO
Episode overview
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
7x2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode overview
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
7x3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Episode overview
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
7x4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode overview
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
7x5
For the Sake of the Child
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Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
7x6
Give Me Your Thumb
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Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
7x7
Untainted By Filth
Episode overview
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
7x8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
7x9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Episode overview
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
7x10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
7x11
Warning, It's Dirty
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Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
7x12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
7x13
Yay, No Polyps!
Episode overview
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
7x14
Crude and Uncalled For
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Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
7x15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Episode overview
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
7x16
Tinkle Like a Princess
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Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
7x17
I Found Your Moustache
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Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
7x18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
7x19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
7x20
I Called Him Magoo
Episode overview
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
7x21
Gumby with a Pokey
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Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
7x22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode overview
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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