In a new pilot episode, TV critic Victor Lewis-Smith shakes his dreadlocks at the very television programmes and personalities which give him his daily bread. Icons are predictably shredded, Noel Edmonds, Pavarotti, Richard Baker, test cards, shopping channels, even the sacrosanct Riverdancers. And then there are the gay Daleks, the pilots that crashed and Kamikaze Karaoke. This is a show you will either like or loathe.