The Colbert Report

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Ethan Nadelmann
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Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake Superior State University's ban of the word 'truthiness' in "Who's .. show full overview
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Jim Cramer
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Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for being caught in a Catholic Church scandal of a non-sexual nature; .. show full overview
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David Kamp
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Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this is "the only mistake he makes in this war". He then talks about .. show full overview
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Judy Woodruff
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Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He then celebrates 5 years of Guantanamo Bay and talks to the executive .. show full overview
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Alex Kuczynski
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Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything at all", in the style of passive protest such as Rosa Parks, then .. show full overview
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Dinesh D'Souza
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In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky chair. In a new segment "Invasion of the Country Snatchers", .. show full overview
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Richard Clarke
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Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, bringing out some cherished objects he plans to show O'Reilly the next .. show full overview
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Bill O'Reilly
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The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his only goal with this show was to see this day, which makes him reveal a .. show full overview
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Tom Schaller
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Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In another "Who's Riding My Coattails Now?", Stephen calls out Bill .. show full overview
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Michael S. Steele
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Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the Union address party on the 23rd. Russ Lieber appears in-studio to .. show full overview
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Lou Dobbs
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Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.
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Mike Wallace
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Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach Bob Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit. And he doesn't like how he stands on the SMU dispute over Bush's library.
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Barry Lando
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Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying someone for Wikipedia edits, and concludes that reality has become .. show full overview
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Donna Shalala
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Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a person think he is on fire. Stephen then talks about how he stole .. show full overview
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Jed Babbin
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Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt heat lamp. This is followed by the return of the "On Notice" board .. show full overview
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Chuck Schumer
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Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer proceed with his obviously threatening-looking advertisements. This .. show full overview
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Wendy Kopp
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Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formula 419" (A combination of his Formula 401 and 18, Peyton Manning's .. show full overview
3x18
Charlie LeDuff
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Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This is followed by the 40th installment of Better Know A District (Ohio's 18th with congressman Zack Space).
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Steven Pinker
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Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's recent problems. Then talks about the controversy stirred .. show full overview
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Debra Dickerson
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Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak wearing a diaper, admitting that he too wears a diaper during his .. show full overview
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Michael Oppenheimer
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Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the Iraq War transitioning into "The Word." This is followed by a .. show full overview
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Sheryl WuDunn
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Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orient's Success".
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Lance Armstrong
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Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes people teaching seniors about sex. Sport Report: about the .. show full overview
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Shashi Tharoor
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Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer day went, with photo of Jimmie "J.J." Walker showing. Then he moves .. show full overview
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Zev Chafets
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Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democracy.
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Craig Venter
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Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling for an assault rifle ban, an action Stephen commends in the Word. .. show full overview
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Nina Jablonski
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Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how Tom Vilsack chickened out of the presidential race, and .. show full overview
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Larry King
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Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Better Know A District .. show full overview
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Ben & Jerry
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Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to promote their new ice cream flavor named in honor of Stephen. .. show full overview
3x30
Mark Frauenfelder
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Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone. Then he talks about how Lewis "Scooter" Libby .. show full overview
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Michael Specter
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Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The Word was about removing the military Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. .. show full overview
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Ted Koppel
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Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and adds more in The Word. Better Know A District guest was John Yarmuth from Kentucky's 3rd congressional district.
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Nicholas Kristof
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Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. He retracts his disparaging comments about Captain America when he learns that the superhero has bequeathed him his shield.
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Michael Eric Dyson
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Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
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Ed Viesturs
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Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" their second official song. Sport Report: advice on filling out March Madness brackets.
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of President Bush, with comments from Esteban Colberto. In the 44th .. show full overview
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Jerome Groopman
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Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to allow prisoners to donate organs to reduce jail time. Threatdown: .. show full overview
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Willie Nelson
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While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German environmentalist over the euthanasia of Knut, a polar bear cub at .. show full overview
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Benjamin Barber
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In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional district.
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Katie Couric
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Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face reading expert Rose Rosetree's interpretation of Stephen's facial .. show full overview
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Gwen Ifill
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Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the earliest example of we're No. #1. In response to Rahm Emanuel's .. show full overview
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Madeleine Albright
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Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clash over religion, with former US Secretary of State Madeleine .. show full overview
3x43
Jabari Asim
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Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially given that her husband Ric Ocasek is a friend of the show. Stephen .. show full overview
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Clive James
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First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Later, Stephen cited the promulgation of John McCain that Sadr City .. show full overview
3x45
Colin Beavan
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Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" ice cream. He continues to eat it through the show. And .. show full overview
3x46
Jeannette Walls
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Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish accounts of their experience. In "The Word", he talked about America's .. show full overview
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Vali Nasr
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Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked from Costa Rica to the Galapagos Islands. In "The Word", Stephen .. show full overview
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Dr. Richard Land
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Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a recent speech by Pope Benedict XVI. In "The Wørd," Stephen praised .. show full overview
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John Kerry
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Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of a Mormon Cardinal, or "Mardinal." Colbert then compares Don Imus' .. show full overview
3x50
Elaine Pagels
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Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtle who was in 2nd place at the time of broadcast on the .. show full overview
3x51
Paulina Porizkova
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On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The Word," Stephen suggested the corporate sponsorship of the War on .. show full overview
3x52
Sean Penn
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Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks about John Edwards' $400 haircut and considers him going over to .. show full overview
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Russell Simmons
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Dr. Andrew Weil
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The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton regarding a recent bill to give the District of Columbia .. show full overview
3x55
David Walker
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Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. He then backs the idea of having illegal immigrants fight in the .. show full overview
3x56
Madeleine Bordallo
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Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and .. show full overview
3x57
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report."
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Malcolm Gladwell
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Gina Kolata
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Conn Iggulden
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Richard Preston
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Nassi Nicholas Taleb
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Salman Rushdie, Jane Fonda
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Jann Wenner
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William Langewiesche
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Walter Isaacson
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Howard Dean
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Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom Delay
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Jared Diamond
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John Amaechi
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Bay Buchanan, Bob Deans
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Jimmy Wales
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Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon Botstein
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Jessica Valenti
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Carl Bernstein
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Cullen Murphy
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Dr. Michael D. Gershon
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Josh Wolf
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Rep. Ron Paul
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Daniel B. Smith
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Toby Keith
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Anne-Marie Slaughter
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Will Schwalbe
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Vincent Bugliosi
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Tom Hayden
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David France
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Tom Blanton, Daniel Gilbert
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Doug Bailey
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Richard Florida, Ben Nelson
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Mark Moffett
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John Mellencamp
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Frank Sulloway
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Simon Schama
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Anthony D. Romero
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Charles Kaiser
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Robert Shrum
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Evan Osnos
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Kathleen Kennedy Townsend
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Michael Beschloss
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Michael J. Behe
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Ian Bogost
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Jim Cramer, Tina Brown
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Judd Apatow
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Michael Jacobson
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Jerry Miller, Spencer Wells
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Michael Wallis
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From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses perceived inflammatory speech on the Daily Kos website and interviews .. show full overview
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Mike Huckabee
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Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported in the media as a "trainwreck." Stephen then interviews Mike .. show full overview
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Nathan Sawaya
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Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also announces that his "WristStrong" wristbands are now available from .. show full overview
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Michael Shermer
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Stephen starts with the "Smokin' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches" segment, where he attacks Canada's claim to the Northwest Passage through the Arctic, claiming it belongs to the .. show full overview
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Richard Branson
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In "Colbert Platinum", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champagne. He then interviews Richard Branson about Virgin America and .. show full overview
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Thomas E. Ricks
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Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney's role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war. Stephen then talks about his broken wrist and shows a documentary .. show full overview
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Bjorn Lomborg
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Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skeptical Environmentalist’s Guide to Global Warming, Bjorn Lomborg.
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Garrison Keillor
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Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.
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Joel Klein
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Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.
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Ed Begley Jr
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Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephen talks with Father James Martin, author of My Life with the .. show full overview
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Susan Sarandon
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Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.
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Naomi Wolf
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Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf
3x118
Jeffrey Toobin
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Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toobin.
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Thomas Friedman
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Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century, Thomas Firedman
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John Grisham
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Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.
3x121
Tony Bennett
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Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
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David Schwartz
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Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.
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Charlie Savage
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John Mearsheimer
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Jim Lovell
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John Kao
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George Saunders
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Stephen Colbert
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General Wesley Clark
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Chris Jordan
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Paul Glastris
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Bob Drogin
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Garry Kasparov
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Craig Newmark
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Richard Berman
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Craig Venter
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Col. Lawrence Wilkerson
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Walter Kirn
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