Simone Giertz

THANKS EVERYBODY WHO SENT VIDEOS OF THEIR INVENTIONS! It was a shitty blast. I mean that in a good way. And thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this video! Go to https://www.squarespace.com/simone for 10% off ???? ???????? Creeping Hand: Siddhartha Vadgama // @siddvee https://twitter.com/siddvee/status/869911299509157888 ???????? M&M Sorting: Ethan Crane // @cranium79 https://twitter.com/cranium79/status/868481080478662656 ???????? Beverage Serving Machine: David‏ // @meisterdronte https://twitter.com/meis

And with everything I mean my career. And yes, I use the term "robot" very freely. In the same way I use "you look great" very freely. Go watch Good Mythical Morning's video in case you want to spend 3 minutes and 52 more seconds with the hammering robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EBJNiAu-TA Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this video! Go to https://www.squarespace.com/simone for 10% off ???? ???? places where I post stuff ???? TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://

Terrible inventors unite! You would think we’d build a shitty robot together, but instead we turned my car into a computer mouse. Just to keep you on your toes. William’s video on the project: https://youtu.be/M2xqMZ6b85w ???? places where I post stuff ???? TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ THANKS ???? Scott Lawrie for filming and being a friend ????Trey Xavier for making the official shitty robot t

Hey thanks everybody who pointed out that Tom Scott has a project called The Technical Difficulties! I had no idea and in no way meant to impose on somebody else’s brand. Unintentionally doing something stupid is like my biggest fear in life [THINK: dog scared of fireworks on New Year’s eve] and we’re figuring out how to deal with it on our end. But most importantly I’ve reached out to Tom and apologized. One solid piece of human being, that guy! The episode will be out Tuesday February 27th at

I got to go robot hunting! Because what else are you going to do if you're vegetarian and ferocious. This episode was just a special project, and we unfortunately don’t have any more episodes filmed. But sooooo many of ideas for things we’d like to do! So we might have more for you someday. Stay tuned! I can't believe this episode is finally out. We filmed it this summer so it's been a long time coming. Thank you so so so much everybody who helped make this happen! Working together with you is

I'm a millennial. I want things to revolve around me. So I made this machine that puts things into orbit around my head. It's a fairly terrible project, and an even worse video. But I just need to post something at this point so... ???? places where I post stuff ???? TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ THANKS ???? Scott Lawrie for filming and being a friend ????Trey Xavier for making the official shitt

HBO asked if I wanted to do a #sponsored #Westworld video and I was like #sure. And did I use it as an excuse to audition to get on the show? #youbet. I built an animatronic version of myself to show off my robot building skills. If I’m SimOne, she’s SimTwo. She now lives in my garage. We’re on good terms. Westworld Season 2 premieres on HBO on April 22! There’s still enough time to binge watch season 1, especially if you’re comfortable with peeing in jars and sleeping with your eyes open. No

Curve ball from life! Everything still feels pretty surreal, but I'm getting through it. Queue jokes about shitty brain surgery robots. ???? places where I post stuff ???? TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PO BOX: 60 29th St. Suite #217, San Francisco, CA 94110

HERE'S THE TALK: ????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0bsKc4tiuY ???? I said a lot more than just my name. Plus there's a great photo of me as a teenager so you should really go watch it. ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC CREDIT ????So my mom (yes, that lady with awesome gray hair) makes techno music and one of th

We’ll post an update on Instagram and Twitter as soon as we know how it went. Thank you for all the love and support, you’re the best. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

I had a brain tumor. Then I had some brain surgery. Then I made a video about it. I've missed you. Thank you for being here, and for all of your nice messages, terrible jokes and care packages. It's been an onslaught of love unlike anything I could ever have imagined. I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone, but all of you made it feel like a bizarre blessing. #brainblessed #tumorhumor #whothefuckuseshashtagsinyoutubedescriptions #apparentlyido ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https:

????If you go to https://www.audible.com/simone or text simone to 500500, you can get a free 30-day trial and one free audiobook. ???? I HAVE A WORKSHOP! What an upgrade. No more working from home, I'm a grownup now. So what's the going rate for indoor bouncy castles? ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC CREDIT Elec

Yay! The project you didn't know you were not waiting for! Below average-looking desks with no legs. SPONSORED BY LUMERIT. Thanks Lumerit! Get started with your degree today at http://lumerit.com/Simone ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

Thanks Laura Kampf for helping make all our tampon dispensing dreams come true! If you're into well-shot videos of well-built things, you should check out her channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRix1GJvSBNDpEFY561eSzw ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

Check out the Every Day Calendar on Kickstarter! This link will magically transfer you there: ????https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonegiertz/the-every-day-calendar ???? One of my favorite things about the Every Day Calendar, is that whenever I tell people about it everybody has a different thing they would want to use it for. Leave a comment with your ideas! I’ll be over here growing back the ass I’ve been working off. ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simone

So my birthday was actually yesterday, and it was one of the best birthdays I’ve ever had. Not to get all brain tumor weepy on you, but there was a time when I wasn’t sure I’d get to turn 28, but I did, and I spent it eating cake off a conveyor belt. Go check out the Every Day Calendar on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonegiertz/the-every-day-calendar ???? places where I post stuff ???? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FA

Thanks to Google Home for sponsoring this video! #Ad We made a display wall for my robots and linked them to my #GoogleHomeHub. So now "HEY GOOGLE TURN ON THE CHOPPING MACHINE" starts the chopping machine. I'm just happy to live in a time where yelling at inanimate objects actually does something. Check out the other videos featuring the Google Home Hub at https://goo.gl/ckamTa Find out more about the Google Home Hub at https://goo.gl/NJKTTC Produced by my friends at Portal A