Porkpie

Penniless pensioner, lollipop man and former regular at DESMOND'S barbershop, Porkpie Grant is finding life tough and lonely. But things are about to change.

Porkpie receives conflicting advice on how to spend his new found lottery wealth.

Porkpie always promised himself a maid if he ever got rich. Now he has one.

Porkpie embarks on a mission to open a community centre for the people of Peckham.

Porkpie suspects that his friends are only hanging around him because of his immenses fortune, so he decides to test them.

In the last progrmame of the current series, Benji and Alloysius decide that the one thing thing they can give a man who has everything is - romance.