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2017
2017x1
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT of 2016?
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Hey millennials! Oh so you really prefer the new Ewok song from the end of Jedi more than the original. Is that so? Well... I hope you also prefer... my fists! *(springs to attack, trips, impales self on unfinished B-Wing model)*
2017x2
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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When I first told my wife that I loved her she replied: "... Really?" When I asked her to marry me she replied: "What is this? What's happening?" It's been a magical nine years.
2017x3
HOW TO GYM?
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The medical advice given during this program is for informational purposes only. It is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always .. show full overview
2017x4
WE SURVIVE PRISON?
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If I ever get sent to prison I'm just gonna save everybody a lot of time and effort and knock out all of my teeth before I go in. First impressions are important.
2017x5
WE DESTROY THE WORLD?
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The state of our crumbling society reminds of a tale that ends with the destruction of the modern world. After he ate one too many Japanese-American fusion hot doggus, there was a poop .. show full overview
2017x6
WE GET SUPERPOWERS?
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I had Pogs. I played with Pogs. I still don't understand. What the hell was the point of Pogs?  
2017x7
WE MAKE A SITCOM?
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Don't you all miss the glory days of sitcoms? With their laugh-tracks and wacky misunderstandings and people dating within their own race and women being hilariously threatened with physical violence. Simpler times.
2017x8
HOW TO CHEAT?
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In honor of Black History Month, we have decided to allow Jacob, our tannest staffer, to pick any one item from the box of outdated merch collecting dust in the corner of our office.
2017x9
OUR WORST INJURIES?
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As a true fan of the art of puppetry, I find the sexualization of The Muppets in this week's episode very offensive. But if I had to bang one of them it would probably be that new lazy-eyed pig. Or Gonzo's chicken.
2017x10
WE SHOOT A NAKED MOVIE?
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So it's called "porn-oh? Am I pronouncing that properly? And you say it's movies on the internet of people engaging in various sexual acts? Hmm. Someday I will have to seek out one of these films. They sound fascinating. 
2017x11
ZELDA SMELLS LIKE WHAT?!
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"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and - SNAP - the job's a game!""But Mary Poppins, we don't want to go pick up hash from your bloody dealer again!""Spit-spot, children!"
2017x12
FUNHAUS PYRAMID SCHEME?
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Gosh, Burnie sure is funny, right guys? Man oh man. Pretty easy on the eyes, too! Boy, I bet he's hung like a god-damn rhino! But, you know, like a really gentle and considerate lover .. show full overview
2017x13
WE SWEAR OFF COITUS?
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Wishing Lawrence a fun and safe spring break at stunt school, where he is no doubt currently lying unconscious covered in Jäger puke on a pile of shattered breakaway chairs.
2017x14
WE LOVE ALIENS?
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Dear Mr. Sonntag,While we appreciate your continued interest in joining our development team, we must remind you, once again, that our company has a strict No Inter-species Full .. show full overview
2017x15
ROOSTER TEETH WRESTLEMANIA?
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I used to spend my spring breaks babysitting my younger cousins for almost no money. Their friends would bully me about my ponytail and man-boobs before riding off on their roller-blades .. show full overview
2017x16
WE MAKE THE NEXT ZELDA?
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Unfortunately for young Jacob, the only Zelda game we'll be making is one about a poor baby boy who was abducted by dolphins and has been forced to live among them, never to see human .. show full overview
2017x17
WE BOUGHT A ZOO?
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In twenty-five years, people are going to be digging up a lot of stupid time-capsules full of La Croix cans, vape pens, hoverboards, and pictures of that goddamn dead gorilla.  
2017x18
WE ARE STREET RATS?
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Who is this "Joel" person and why is he popping up in so many of our new videos? And why are they packing up my desk around me? And why is security here to escort me to my car? Why is my .. show full overview
2017x19
WE LOVE TEEN DRAMA?
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My teenage years were less about mysterious deaths and romantic tension and more about avoiding eye contact and choosing which tee shirt to wear in the pool. 
2017x20
WE ARE PIRATES?
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George Lucas kicks in the office door, his face smeared with chocolate. Fragments of a giant lollipop are stuck to his flannel."Steve, Steve! I wanna help make Indiana Jones 5!""I don't .. show full overview
2017x21
OUR DREAM JOBS?
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I wouldn't mind being one of those "Official Bikini Inspectors". I see those shirts everywhere and those guys seem pretty happy. That's not a real job? Great. Next you'll tell me that all those "Freelance Gynecologists" are faking it too.
2017x22
GODS OF YOUTUBE?
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The most famous person I've ever peed next to was the guy who played Rocky in my community college's production of The Rocky Horror Show. He said "Hi" to me and I got nervous and walked away without going.Yes. I've lived quite a life.
2017x23
BEST CONSOLE EVER?
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"On three separate occasions, a research team spotted young male seals sexually coercing what appeared to be healthy penguins of unknown gender.All four known sexual incidents followed a .. show full overview
2017x24
FUNHAUS REBOOTED?
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SirLarr's Laws of Robotics: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except .. show full overview
2017x25
WE MAKE A GAME SHOW?
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I read that Marc Summers won't even eat a meal anymore unless his wife throws it all in a kiddie pool at the bottom of a slide.
2017x26
MARIO FUNHAUS CROSSOVER?
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When I was in high school my parents, worried about my self-esteem, bought me a book on magic tricks and sleight of hand. I never got really good at it but it did give people something .. show full overview
2017x27
WE CRASH YOUR PROM?
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This Fourth of July, we here at Funhaus would like to honor our brave men and women in uniform by mocking one of them for both his past service to our country and his chronic, life-threatening illness. "... from sea to shiiiiining seeaaaa!"
2017x28
OUR BIGGEST RIVALS?
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Three days of RTX. Everything hurts. So much fun. So much booze. So many beautiful people. Did I mention the booze? Me brain no is working now okay much. Goodnight.
2017x29
GAME OF THRONES TWISTS?
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The greatest twist would be for George R.R. Martin to hold a press conference about the series, reveal he has written the last two books, burn the only copies, flip both birds, then immediately give himself a fatal heart attack.
2017x30
OUR FIRST CRUSH?
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Aaahh, first crushes. The summer breeze flowing through your hair. The awkward glances. The exhilarating charge as they graze your hand with theirs. The questions you've already .. show full overview
2017x31
COLLEGE LIFE SUCKS?
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Whenever I get wistful for my old college dorm days I'll just crack a warm Natty Ice, stalk a few women on MySpace, and masturbate under a blanket in a room full of people I hate.
2017x32
WE LOVE THE NINETIES?
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To be honest, I was only 9 when the 90s ended, but does anybody remember Fruitopia? 'Twas the nectar of the gods, yet every time I speak of it, people become distant and abruptly end the .. show full overview
2017x33
NEXT STOP NORTH KOREA?
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Hopefully by the time this video airs there will still be any kind of Korea. Or Guam. Or internet for that matter. I'm just gonna crawl into a 50's era refrigerator for the next few weeks. Enjoy the hilarity.
2017x34
SONIC: THE MOVIE?
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Uh oh. Rahul's back. Wait. Did you hear that? That was the sound of every female Funhaus fan ovulating simultaneously. Okay, fine. It was just me. 
2017x35
FUNHAUS COSPLAY TUTORIAL?
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Whenever I work out, my favorite thing to listen to is the sound of my thighs scraping against one another coupled with my own pained wheezing and sobs. That or Kanye.
2017x36
OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS?
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Anxiety over fleeting youth: Check.Preoccupation with my own mortality: Check.Depression over lack of accomplishments in life: Check.Expanding mid-section: Check.Inability to maintain .. show full overview
2017x37
WE GO FAMILY FRIENDLY?
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In accordance with YouTube's new content guidelines, I present to you the following description, free of all foul language, violent imagery, or erotic references:Hey... there. This .. show full overview
2017x38
TOO OFFENSIVE FOR US?
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Back in high school I hung around with the Swing Dancing clique.Okay, so it wasn't really a clique. It was a few guys and girls that liked to dance.Okay, it was mostly guys.All .. show full overview
2017x39
BEAST MODE?
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We heard you loud and clear, millennials. You wanted more jokes about mid-90's sitcoms starring middle-age white people that were watched almost exclusively by other middle-age white people. Well here you go. Happy now?   
2017x40
OUR NEW MASCOT?
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"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members .. show full overview
2017x41
OUR SECRET TO SUCCESS?
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2017x42
HOT YOUNG TV STARS?
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Out of respect for all of the people who have been victimized by Harvey Weinstein, we here at Funhaus have instituted a new policy that explicitly forbids any of our staff from beating .. show full overview
2017x43
WEAR OUR FACES?
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An open letter to the joyless monsters who give out those little boxes of raisins to trick-or-treaters on Halloween:Knock it the hell off.Sincerely,People with a sense of decency.
2017x44
CLASSIEST EPISODE EVER?
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Yae, 'tis true. We sip Surge from naught but the finest leaden crystal goblets whilst photo-shopping penises onto things. Now, if it please you, we must be going. The most sought after .. show full overview
2017x45
WE'RE SO HUNGOVER?
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In my experience nothing cures a hangover faster than the sharp crack of a policeman's nightstick hitting you in the ribs after you've passed out in the bushes in front of your ex-girlfriends apartment again. That and Orange Pedialyte.
2017x46
OUR MARIO DLC?
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I always imagine that if a person of color ever tried to join Farmersonly.com, an alarm would sound a bunker somewhere and the entire staff would flee in terror as one brave man stayed .. show full overview
2017x47
OUR BIG COMEBACK?
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I guess if Mel Gibson can come back from years of racism, sexism, verbal abuse, Lethal Weapon 4, homophobia, and threats of physical violence, anything is possible.
2017x48
WHO MURDERED US?
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We've got a real Old Fashioned Funhaus Who-dun-it on our hands! Who will be revealed as the killer? Will it be Jacob? Or maybe Bruce. Or maybe me right now if Jon doesn't stop humming .. show full overview
2017x49
WE RUIN CHRISTMAS?
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Man, you millennials are so fragile. We didn't have all these stupid toy regulations in the 80's. Back when i was little, I drank the entire can of green stuff from my He-Man Evil Horde Slime Pit Playset and I am turn brain good no problem!
2017x50
STUCK IN THE FRIEND ZONE?
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T.V. Trivia Time! Q: How many of Home Improvement's P.A.s did Jonathan Taylor Thomas impregnate during the show's eight seasons? A: Trick question! The P.A.s were only there to get him .. show full overview
2017x51
YOU'RE A TARDIS?
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Bruce and I were truly beautiful to behold in our Ska days. Hair meticulously spiked towards the heavens, wallet chains longer than we were, and every shirt we owned looked like it was .. show full overview
2017x52
BITCOIN BILLIONAIRES?
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You kids have fun with your Bitcoins and Ethereums or whatever. I'll continue to fund my horse erotica studio and human smuggling ring the old fashioned way.

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