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In the premiere of a satirical series that skewers the wide world of sports, Alex Reiser returns from suspension to reunite with fellow anchor Mark Shepard to present highlights that include the Miami Heat's new rules; Albert Pujols' key to St. Louis; missing NFL veterans; and an ostracized MMA fighter.

Highlights include Tom Brady's tragic injury, inflicted by his coach; NHL commissioner Gary Bettman's kidnapping; the junior-tennis circuit; body surfing; the cost of baseball memories; and a teen's quest to break a record.

Highlights include a boxing match in Las Vegas that could renew interest in the sport.

Highlights include rumors of a delayed Super Bowl; John Daly's new book; and a report on youth mixed martial arts.

Highlights include a preview of Olympic mascots; reports of a Shaquille O'Neal trade to Dallas; and an accident involving a rental truck carrying the Chicago Blackhawks.

Highlights includes the tragic story of a retired racehorse at stud.

Highlights include a Daytona 500 scandal in which a NASCAR driver was caught with a prostitute in his car during the race.

Highlights include the NFL's war on counterfeiters; and Connecticut men's basketball coach Jim Calhoun in trouble with the NCAA.

Highlights include a Supreme Court ruling on the limits of fan behavior.

The first season ends with coverage of the 2011 OSNY Awards.