12 inches of Archivian goodness!

What’cha doin’ on your rump? Hopefully, you’re watching this episode!

A King-sized episode for a King-sized anniversary. Of course, we can't play any actual Elvis, so let's look at some of the cash-ins based around the man.

Apparently, YouTube (and, by turn, advertisers) see cooking shows as a nice, safe bet. If it makes ‘em happy, the Archive is willing to give the concept a shot. A cooking show—Archive style.

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I was burning pseudo-incense on not-quite vinyl (while listening to Playtapes) before you were. Take that, hipsters!

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A double (if not triple) dose of failure. You know you love it.

The scariest (in the existentialist sense, at least) Archive Halloween to date!

I’d long forgotten just how dangerous it was to be a kid during the 1990’s.

The Archive returns to its deepest roots (largely because it was convenient).

Oddity Archive® Vinyl: Now 50% lighter and with 50% more foreign debris!

Broken equipment, bad records and loopy videos—in other words, your standard Archive Christmas.

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More hissy (and at times, indecipherable) goodness from the deepest, darkest depths of the Archive.

The Archive finally tackles Outsider Music—via the most unlikely (or is it likely?) of sources!

I knew I shoulda recorded this episode in Dobly...

The Archive sets sail for the United Kingdom in search of some unusual computer storage and sharing methods—we weren’t disappointed.

No Billy Joel songs were harmed in the making of this episode.

These talking pictures will never catch on…come to think of it, these didn’t.

Funny how a little kiddie music, a little commercialism and a heaping helping of Easy Listening stewed in someone’s garage for 40+ years equals such a lovely sonic bouquet.

Finally! An Archive episode with true A E S T H E T I C S!

…because the first reel-to-reel worked so well.

The Archive is getting ready to leave Beautiful Downtown Aurora. Better look at some of our local stuff before we go—and tell a few tales along the way.

Let’s close our Beautiful Downtown Aurora years without any tears (maybe).