My Big Redneck Vacation

While packing up their prized possessions for their 10-week vacation in Europe, we find out valuable nuggets of info since we last saw the Clampets: Michelle is pregnant and Tommy & Tammy are engaged. The Clampets take their first flight to their new vacation destination: a castle in England. Upon their arrival, the Clampets meet the castle staff, check out their rooms, and meet Roger Tempest, the aristocrat owner. But after dealing with an introduction to bad British food, an abundance of language barriers, and most horrifying, no bud light ... our family realizes they're not in Shreveport anymore.

As the family settles in, they find that living overseas is much tougher than they ever anticipated: between having major issues with the British food, awkward interactions with the butler and missing all the comforts of home -- TVs, ATVs, grills, etc. The family talks with Heath, the butler, who sets up some fun accommodations and excursions for them to try out, starting with a fly-fishing and falconry expedition. The butler also comes through with some deer heads, TVs, ATVs, electric scooters, fire pit, and grill for the gang. Now they'll finally be able to get a little more comfortable.

With everyone in England fired up about hosting the 2012 Olympics, the family decides to get in the Summer Games spirit. They decide to host some summer games of their own ... Redneck style. It's the perfect backdrop for their first party, so they invite all the neighbors, acquaintances, and strangers that they can find. The family brings it big with "redneck-ized" events like keg rolling, redneck rafting (canoeing down a homemade slip and slide), and a sheep patty shot put. Complete with a show-stopping opening ceremony, starring a torch-carrying Tommy in a Union jack / American flag unitard ... England may not be ready for this!

When the guys happen upon Richard the gardener, they learn about Roger Tempest's other castle, Aldourie Castle in Scotland. It also happens to be on the lake where the Lochness Monster supposedly resides.

Village tradition that takes place in front of the castle every year; villagers come up with new and creative ways to cross the nearly 25-foot river.

The family takes a trip to Camelot, the theme park. After they enjoy a day of medieval merriment, they get inspired to sign up for knight school.

Christian is bummed out about missing her prom back in the states. So what would any great parents do? Aimee and Chris host their own prom at the castle.

Chris and Aimee decide to go to Paris for their anniversary, but not before learning some basic French from a tutor.

The family wants to get Doug and Wendy fencing lessons for a wedding gift; Doug plans a murder mystery party for Wendy.

The staff starts to enjoy the redneck house guests despite themselves.

Familiar New Yorkers from Jared and Michelle’s Season 1 wedding fly in to save Tommy and Tammy’s hitchin’.

Tommy and Tammy get married at the castle, with a wedding that is the perfect mix of England and Shreveport.

The family has one last hurrah at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee before heading home.