It feels so wrong to be texting someone much younger than her. It’s not because he’s young. It’s because she’s married. With two kids. She sends the sexy message and her husband is breathing down her neck. This is the start of their open relationship. One night at the bar turns into her husband sleeping with his ex. Her meeting creepy guys at cheap motels in New York City. Her husband’s gf gets hit on by her boyfriend. And having to explain to her young son what an open marriage is. Open marriages can work - but this one is so so messy. It’s the equivalent of watching a 13 car pile up on the highway and not being able to look away.

In exactly 24 hours - this is everything she has done. She threw eggs at all her roommates. Smashing the raw egg yolks all over their heads and the walls of their home. She threw sharp nails all over the floors and staircase - trapping her roommates in the house with her. She splashed all of them with boiling hot water from her kettle. She rammed her car into the house over and over again until the entire garage was smashed in. She lit 2 of their cars on fire and tried to kill all 3 of her roommates. She’s only known them for 1 month… why is she trying to kill them? A box of chocolates. That’s why. The good ones too - they’re Ferrero Rocher.

Another athlete in China does a 90 degree bow online. This can only mean one thing. An apology. What is she apologizing for? The usuals are: performance enhancing drug usage, former school bully, and even cheating on their partners once they gain fame. But this case is very different. She is apologizing for being too hot. Too sexy. This is what happens when a gymnast starts posting thirst traps online in China and how netizens are divided on how to feel about her.

4 million people vanish overnight. Off of her followers list. How does someone lose 4 million fans overnight? For being in a relationship? For being pregnant? That’s what Chinese influencer, Z, believes. It’s not until she goes onto a forum to read about her new boyfriend’s really shady past that she gets why everyone unfollowed her. The online fight between Z and her boyfriend will result in millions of followers being lost, millions of dollars being lost, never ending shoulder pads, and whitey tighty boxer shorts. Where netizens start playing an active role in deciding what happens to a famous influencer’s relationship.

It must be rigged. The finale is being live-streamed but netizens notice something odd. Even before the winner is announced, contestants are congratulating them. When the hosts officially announce the winner - the “King of Singers” netizens are outraged. How did they win? They sucked all season. This whole singing competition is rigged! But that’s not even the worst aspect. The worst part is how messy the entire show is. From being caught whispering about the results before they’re announced, shameless promotions, and blatant result rigging - this is the messiest reality show of 2024.

The post starts circulating online - Himeka, one of the most desirable women in Japan was engaged??? She was the top hostess for a few years before retiring and this entire time she had been engaged?? Many fans feel confused and betrayed - but it does get worse. Her ex-fiance is telling the world that she not only scammed him out of tens of millions of dollars but her entire public persona has been fake. He shows before pictures from her plastic surgery. All the receipts from the money that he spent on her. The text messages that she was sending him - begging to be married. He exposes it all. At first, people turn on the most desirable girl in Japan… But it all backfires when all HIS dirty secrets start coming out. Which has netizens questioning - which one is worse? Are they perfect for each other?

The four girls are the first ones to arrive in the mansion. This is where they might meet the love of their lives - it’s going to be a big weekend for them. The first dating challenge for the four girls is to fill up an empty box with something that shows off their aura. Afterwards, men will come in and pick the girls based only off the boxes they have prepared. Jasmine instantly takes off her bra and places it proudly in the box. She says it’s the biggest asset that she has and clearly she knows what she’s talking about. The four men walk in and instantly fight over the bra box. The entire weekend results in the most chaotic dating show I have ever seen. A banana having the time of its life on camera. A full mental breakdown over a re-coupling and a game that results in one of the men taking home the title of “King of Sperm.” Welcome to the Chinese version of “Single’s Inferno.” It is the worst and best thing I have ever watched.

“I’m pregnant with the Prince of Dubai’s child and I will be moving out of China.” That is a sentence that has been uttered by at least 15 different Chinese influencers. They are always sitting next to the man, a small prince from Dubai, and explaining in Chinese to their viewers that because they’re moving they will be selling everything during a livestream. Royal perfume. Royal cooking ware. Royal toilet paper. All used by the Prince of Dubai. But how can every influencer be married to the Prince? Are there that many Princes? And how come every hot, young, rich influencer is suddenly taking meetings at the UN headquarters? This is the world of Chinese influencers - who have lost their minds. We’re living for it.

It’s the house of Lulu’s nightmares. This is where she filmed in the last filming of the Chinese “Single’s Inferno.” And now - she’s back for more. 4 hot girls will be invited to stay in a mansion for the weekend. The only catch is they must share rooms with what the producers call the 4 “best” guys in the nation. The girls are models. The guys are “walking hormone” CEOs. This is what happens when you force them together into a mansion for the entire weekend and leave them alone. It’s unhinged.

For one full year - one of the bigger Chinese influencers disappears. She doesn’t explain that she’s taking a break. She just vanishes from the internet. Everyone thought something crazy happened to her… until they forget about her. But now she’s back with an explosive video. She was gone for a year because she gave birth to the child of a billionaire. But now… he’s refusing to even help pay for baby formula. This is the messiest pregnant announcement in the China-verse. Of course it involves our best friend - Wang Si Cong (the most infamous nepo baby internet fight starter).

Korean “Divorce Show” Brings WORST Couples To Decide If They Should Divorce *it’s a mess The couple walk into “divorce court” - a nationally televised divorce proceeding where their air out all their dirty laundry. Both partners are here to plead their case to the citizens of the nation. Should we divorce or not? Mimi, the wife, starts sharing her side of the argument. Her husband does nothing all day, he lays around and gets drunk. That’s it. Which… you know, dump him. But when Bobo, the husband, shares his side of the story suddenly nothing makes sense anymore. He claims there are parasites living in their home and Mimi is obsessed with breeding them. She will let their parasitic tendencies get worse and worse until everyone is ruined…. This is a real life case of - maybe they should stay together. Because they’re perfect for each other. Perfectly horrendous.

In the Chinese reality show - Lulu is not having a good time. This is her third chance at love. The first time - a dominant CEO walks in through the bedroom door. Instead of sweeping Lulu off her feet - he starts ranting about how much he earns and how he takes advantage of his airline points… The second chance at love; the door opens and in walks a man with a fascination with cultural appropriation, staring at Lulu in a way that makes her squirm. But maybe a third time's the charm? Lulu is patiently waiting for the man of her dreams to walk in with his guitar but instead - she is face to face…with Donald Trump. What is happening right now?

Chinese "Sibling Romance" Show Made Me Question Every Relationship I Know “Are they siblings or dating?” It’s a question even the brightest philosophers cannot answer. One Chinese reality show decides to make every single person uncomfortable by bringing in a group of people to live in a mansion together for a month. The premise is - everyone in the house has a sibling also present. You cannot tell anyone who your sibling is but you must proceed to go on dates with other people while you’re there. A panel of judges will take a look at everyone’s interactions and question - wait that look that they just shared…. That can only be if they’re interested in each other right? But what if they’re siblings? Question every relationship you know with the new siblings or dating show from China.

30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except… Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment. And what do they bring to the table? A body shaped like a fridge.

30 Korean Men Have To Pick “Future Wife” To Marry In Minutes On Speed Dating Show 30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except… Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment. And what do they bring to the table? A body shaped like a fridge.

42 Idols & Influencers Join “Live Acting Show” - Audience Feels Bad For The Judges It’s only one of the most important reality shows of China in the past year. 45 actors, influencers, interns, and film students will be gathered in one place to - act - till they’re the last ones standing. It’s like a speed run to get an Oscar and quite literally their entire careers are on the line. They will be acting out improvised “scenes” in front of 4 legends in the industry who will become their mentors during this journey. But instead of racing to the top of the film industry - they are racing to the top of becoming a nationwide meme. With comments reading - “This is not an acting show. This is a live mental institution and it’s testing the 4 judge’s mental stamina.” Some comments are begging for the show to “free” the judges so that they can go back to living peacefully. Because this might be the messiest show in existence.