Late Show with David Letterman

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Show #1279
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Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.
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Show #1280
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Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.
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Show #1281
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Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.
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Show #1282
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John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.
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Show #1283
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George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a "highlight" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last year).
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Show #1284
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Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.
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Show #1285
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Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes "Crazy in Alabama."
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Show #1286
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With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for "talk show closings" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hijacks .. show full overview
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Show #1287
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During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.
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Show #1288
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Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.
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Show #1289
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Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes "Bicentennial Man."
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Show #1290
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Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during "Who Asked For It?"; Ashley Judd promotes "Double Jeopardy."
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Show #1291
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Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened "Late Show 2000," while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.
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Show #1292
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During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave "appears" in a Gap commercial.
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Show #1293
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Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.
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Show #1294
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Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play "Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called "For the Ladies" (which turns out to be weightlifting porn flick).
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Show #1295
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Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in "New for Fall," Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical "Basanta Gan Gaibay"; Evander Holyfield presents the Top Ten, but Lennox Lewis interupts to introduce #1.
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Show #1296
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Kevin Spacey promotes "American Beauty," then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the "True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands": He walks into a .. show full overview
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Show #1297
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Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervision.
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Show #1298
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"Biff Henderson's America" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs "Thursday's Child."
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Show #1299
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Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for "Late Show on Tour," with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that he will no longer make any more jokes relating to Dan Quayle.
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Show #1300
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Tonight's edition of "True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism.
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Show #1301
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A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.
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Show #1302
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1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents "Great Pats throughout History." Later, Sting performs "Brand New Day."
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Show #1303
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Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.
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Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell
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Show #1304
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Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play "Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.
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Antonio Banderas, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett
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Show #1305
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The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test, a babe presents him flowers and Gov. Christine Todd Whitman presents Paul's license.
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Farrah Fawcett, Dan Patrick
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Show #1306
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Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word “because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,’” tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees tickets to an audience member.
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John Malkovich
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Show #1307
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During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents "Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich."
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Rosanna Arquette
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Show #1308
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Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the .. show full overview
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Show #1309
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Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report.
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Show #1310
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Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual "Halloween Costumes" segment.
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Show #1311
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Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel Washington plugs "The Bone Collector."
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Meryl Streep
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Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comments after getting bumped the .. show full overview
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Show #1313
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Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those "Taco Bell" commercials.
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Show #1314
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Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs "War Within a Breath" on the roof in pouring rain.
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Show #1315
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14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; after Mujibur and Sirajul .. show full overview
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Show #1316
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A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Roberta Glasspari and The East .. show full overview
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Show #1317
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Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience.
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Show #1318
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NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimizu and Patty McDonald ran .. show full overview
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Show #1319
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Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's another Open Mic Night in the .. show full overview
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Show #1320
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Dave announces the premiere of "Good Old-Fashioned Fun," which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the death in a soap box derby. Later, former Spice Girl Melanie C sings "I Turn To You."
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Show #1321
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Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the show, the Hi-Ho Girls are helping Travis repair his bike.
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Show #1322
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Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of "The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson." Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audience flu shots.
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Show #1323
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Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway through an interview, a guy .. show full overview
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Show #1324
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Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. As a condolence, Dave presents the mayor with a gazebo, courtesy of "Gazebo Weekly."
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Show #1325
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During a segment called "What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings," magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.
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Show #1326
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Ted Danson plugs "Becker," while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.
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Show #1327
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Gabriel Bryne plugs "End of Days," while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.
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Show #1328
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Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on "What They're Thankful For."
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Show #1329
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Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series "Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump." Also, Kathie Lee Gifford delivers a turkey to Dave.
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Show #1330
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"Biff Henderson's America" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.
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Show #1331
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Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, Dorothy shows her refrigerator is loaded with bottle after bottle of Colt 45® malt liquor.
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Show #1332
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A dog that fetches beer appears on "Stupid Human Tricks"; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Night in the Mohave Desert turns up nothing; Rudy Giuliani presents the Top Ten.
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Show #1333
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During the segment "The Best and Worst of the Millennium," an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in the Mojave Desert, a technician tests the open mike and adjusts the height.
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Show #1334
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Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own "E! True Hollywood Story"; Jenny McCarthy plugs "Scream 3."
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Show #1335
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Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Green, who receives another gazebo from Dave; Tim Robbins gets clobbered playing ice hockey.
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Show #1336
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For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play "Know Your Japanese Cartoon Crap."
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Show #1337
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Show #1338
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Show #1339
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Show #1340
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Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been promoted to stagehand.
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Show #1341
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Show #1342
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Show #1343
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Show #1344
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Show #1345
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Show #1346
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Show #1347
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Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in "Who Asked For It?" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell chihuahua star in "A .. show full overview
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Show #1348
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Show #1349
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Show #1350
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Show #1351
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Show #1352
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Show #1353
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Show #1354
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Show #1355
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Show #1356
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Show #1357
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Show #1358
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Show #1359
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Show #1360
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Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard performs "Sweet Home Alabama."
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Show #1361
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Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning.
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Late Show: Backstage #1
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It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. Amongst the highlights: .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #2
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"Backstage," Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new "hot seat" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, who introduces footage of Dave .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #3
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Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. Amongst tonight's clips: .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #4
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Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and "the great" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony via a ladder; a Top Ten featuring Barry White; Dave and Sarah mingle with Kid Scientists.
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Late Show: Backstage #5
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Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from his latest movie (see Show .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #6
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Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting married one month after .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #7
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Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Show #1345); a Top Ten remote from Bill DeLace; Alec shares child-rearing tips with Dave.
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Late Show: Backstage #8
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Backstage, Day 8: Former "Tomorrow" and "Late Late Show" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm vents after being demoted on .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #9
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Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike as a Canadian Cub Scout; .. show full overview
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Late Show: Backstage #10
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"Backstage," Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the set. Tonight's clips: Robin .. show full overview
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Show #1362
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Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.
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Show #GH1
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Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.
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Show #1363
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In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment called "How .. show full overview
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Show #GH2
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Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an audience member who notices .. show full overview
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Show #1364
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Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resembling Don King. Also, Hank Hill (of "King of the Hill") wishes Dave to get well.
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Show #1365
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"Biff Henderson's America" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.
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Show #GH3
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David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.
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Show #1366
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Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs "On The Bound."
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Show #GH4
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Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown with Kristin Chenoweth.
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Show #1367
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Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, "Two Against Nature."
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Show #1368
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Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. .. show full overview
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Show #GH5
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Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; "slide whistle legend" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in front of Dave's desk; Bob .. show full overview
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Show #1369
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During "Campaign 2000," Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's "Beat the Clock" with the home version of .. show full overview
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Show #GH6
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Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former "SNL" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.
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Show #1370
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Show #1371
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In a remarkably lengthy edition of "Campaign 2000," Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afterwards, he admits that this .. show full overview
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Show #1372
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Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof.
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Show #1373
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Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her latest Oscar special; the .. show full overview
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Show #1374
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Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during “Campaign 2000,” Dave comments on CBS’ new slogan (“The address… is CBS”) and cracks wise on Gene Keady’s hair; during the Top Ten, Dave makes a rare bald joke aimed at Paul.
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Show #1375
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Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupert make a Hello Deli's .. show full overview
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Show #1376
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Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called "What I like about Spring," Alan unwittingly admits that he's on the down low.
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Show #1377
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Dave demonstrates the "magic" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.
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Show #1378
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During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discovery that most gay men have .. show full overview
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Show #1379
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Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.
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Show #1380
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Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; Dave mentions that he .. show full overview
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Show #1381
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Show #1382
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Show #1383
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Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human heart, and after Dave declines, Jon walks offstage and puts it back in a very annoyed Tony Randall.
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Show #1384
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Show #1385
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Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard on-air. Also, Jenna Elfman promotes Keeping the Faith.
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Show #1386
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Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called "Job Hunting Tips," a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob Dickerson's resume; Richard .. show full overview
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Show #1387
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Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.
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Show #1388
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Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, "Campaign 2000" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Paul star in the new crime drama "Good Cop, Good Cop."
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Show #1389
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Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year ago. Also, Dave stops the show to read the latest issue of Oprah's magazine.
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Show #1390
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After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of "D," the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled out. Also, Alan interrupts .. show full overview
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Show #1391
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The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform "Blue Skies Bring Tears."
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Show #1392
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The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for "Campaign 2000"; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German son celebrate Take Your Daughters to Work Day.
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Show #1393
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During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, "Staffer/Not a Staffer"; David Wells and Bernie Williams present the Top Ten.
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Show #1394
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Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping various TV shows nowadays, .. show full overview
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Show #1395
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Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during "Campaign 2000," Maria Pope introduces Rob Burnett, who walks onstage to a standing ovation.
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Show #1396
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Dave honors "Great Bald Men throughout History" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of "Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwatch."
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Show #1397
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to "sing" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woman dropping a bowling ball on her husband's noggin.
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Show #1398
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Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during "Campaign 2000," Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten jockeys present the Top Ten.
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Show #1399
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Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another "What's New" segment, Pat and .. show full overview
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Show #1400
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Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play "Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?"; after three years of .. show full overview
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Show #1401
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Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during "Campaign 2000," Paul admits he had a nightmare involving Maria Pope; Caroline Rhea discusses relationships.
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Show #1402
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Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then "sings" "Love Never Fails."
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Show #1403
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Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Mailbag, Dave becomes .. show full overview
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Show #1404
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Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announces that Ed has officially been picked up for NBC's fall schedule.
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Show #1405
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Dave mangles the song "Memory," while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to "Campaign 2000" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.
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Show #1406
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Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.
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Show #1407
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A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so Dave shows a gag reel .. show full overview
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Show #1408
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Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling ball on the head of Ken .. show full overview
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Show #1409
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Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-related "retirement" from television.
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Show #1410
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Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a furniture catalog; Matchbox Twenty performs "Crutch" out on the sidewalk.
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Show #1411
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James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; "Biff Henderson's America" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man pretending to be Les Moonves promotes the new game show Survivor while dressed up as Moses.
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Show #1412
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"Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.
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Show #1413
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Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, "Bob Knight" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.
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Show #1414
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Show #1415
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Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming "Some dudes will be going down!"
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Show #1416
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Dave says Campaign 2000 is "largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time." During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would use his name as a clue on Who .. show full overview
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Show #1417
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Dave introduces Paul as Wayne "Fat Boy" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some rations, and eventually ends .. show full overview
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Show #1418
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Paul hosts a game called "Staffer / Not a Staffer," in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is a staffer; talent researcher .. show full overview
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Show #1419
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Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room; Biff visits the NBA Finals in LA; Maria and Paul offer their condolences to Dave.
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Show #1420
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Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roof for no particular .. show full overview
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Show #1421
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Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a "Volcano God"; Isaac Hayes conducts an orchestra performing the theme from Shaft.
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Show #1422
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An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first Survivor loser to appear on the Late Show; Dave tastes Naomi Campbell's new shower gel.
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Show #1423
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Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during "Stupid Pet Tricks," Dave accidentally steps on dog's tail and gets bitten on the face.
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Show #1424
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Show #1425
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Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold Larkin opens the door to .. show full overview
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Show #1426
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Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, "Rita Buttgas" (Jude Brennan) returns to celebrate the one-year .. show full overview
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Show #1427
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George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; "non-surviving Survivor" Ramona Gray interrupts "Campaign 2000"; PJ Olsson performs "Visine."
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Show #1428
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Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) footage of Shaquille .. show full overview
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Show #1429
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Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a "wild dingo" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is "(as) dumb as a box of tools"; after his interview, Tom Brokaw walks straight back to Rockefeller Center.
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Show #1430
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Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics scientists for cracking the genetic code, then offers "specimens" for the lady researchers.
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Show #1431
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Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the "wild island sex" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then gives The Nuge a guitar case made entirely of pinecones.
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Show #1432
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Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him for speeding recently by .. show full overview
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Show #1433
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Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; a social worker named Lauren is the first real decoy to appear on "Staffer- Not a Staffer."
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Show #1434
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Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors from the USS Nassau storm .. show full overview
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Show #1435
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Dave introduces the "Late Show Liberty Dancers"; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's National Hollerin' Championship perform onstage.
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Show #1436
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The "Liberty Dancers" are rechristened "The 5th of July Dancers"; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top Ten; Dave bullies Tony into promoting his self-titled internet program.
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Show #1437
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Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. Also, Shawn Wayans promotes Scary Movie.
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Show #1438
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Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; Jerry Foley appears on "Staffer- Not a Staffer" and nearly stumps Dave.
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Show #1439
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Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops by; Elliott Smith performs "Somebody That I Used to Know."
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Show #1440
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Live from the theater basement, it's "Let's Look for Rats." The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them into appearing on camera.
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Show #1441
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Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne "Fat Boy" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a guest on the show; Ben Folds Five (in their last TV appearance) performs "Regrets."
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Show #1442
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Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a "Anna Kournikova Play of the Day" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followed by similar clips from Don .. show full overview
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Show #1443
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Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart discuss politics.
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Show #1444
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Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez’s puppet-master, Dave’s fiancé and Paul’s girlfriend (the same .. show full overview
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Show #1445
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Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during "Campaign 2000," Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the Bush camp; George Plimpton .. show full overview
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Show #1446
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A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for "ass prints"; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug spray; Kathie Lee Gifford receives a farewell present from Dave.
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Show #1447
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An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten.
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Show #1448
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Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs "Babylon."
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Show #1449
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Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sings "I Try."
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Show #1450
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During "Campaign 2000," Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.
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Show #1451
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Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.
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Show #1452
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Maria introduces Dave to "Survivor" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.
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Show #1453
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During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate "Do you like monkeys?", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantrums, we see an ad for "Dave and Tony's How to Rant In Spanish" educational videotape.
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Show #1454
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For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned-writer who was eliminated from "Big Brother 1."
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Show #1455
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"The Late Show Iron Chef" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.
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Show #1456
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Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during "Campaign 2000," Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of "Send in the Clowns."
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Show #1457
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Paul joins Dave for "Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators." During "Campaign 2000," Maria introduces Dave to "Survivor I" runner-up Colleen Haskell.
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Show #1458
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Vince Vaughn promotes "The Cell," while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.

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