Holding the Baby (US)

Gordon, a fast talking salesman, is in trouble when his wife leaves him for another man and moves to Tibet. He's now left with a baby to raise.

Gordon believes that Dan is slow because he isn't being breast fed, so he buys a $300 pair of plastic breasts from a place called Father Knows Breast to help him.

Gordon in-laws come for a visit. It seems that as though Gordon's father-in-law hasn't told his wife that Michelle, their daughter has left Gordon for another man.

Gordon is teamed up with a co-worker for a business deal but his co-worker is trying to steal the whole thing for himself.

Gordon's boss' wife Heather steals Dan's Mr. Hoppity. Mr. Hoppity is Dan's favorite toy and he won't stop crying without it. She needs it to complete her collection. Also Jimmy obsesses about never being in any family photos.

Funny things arise when Kelly misleads Gordon's date to believe he's gay.

Gordon has his first date in 8 years and runs into Kelly and her date. In the process they end up ruining each others date.