HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT'S THE FIRST EVER EPISODE OF DESTRUCTOID!!!!! First episode includes Red Dead Redemption, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, NBA Jam Politics and more!

Is Gran Turismo 5 becoming the new Duke Nukem Forever? With the latest delay, it's getting there. Plus, Deepak Chopra is about to become a mad crazy video game designer, the protagonist of Call of Duty Black Ops has a stressful job, Tara is addicted to Minecraft, and a DTOID level of Super Meat Boy?!