Car 54, Where Are You?

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  • NBC
  • Comedy

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1x1
Who's for Swordfish?
Episode overview
Toody and Muldoon go through much trouble to go fishing for swordfish on a fellow officer's brother-in-law's cruiser.
1x2
Something Nice for Sol
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The 53rd Precinct decides to buy a surprise gift for Sgt. Abrams for 25 years of service. First they decide to buy an identification bracelet, then a dressing gown (robe), and finally a .. show full overview
1x3
Home Sweet Sing Sing
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Toody and his wife taken in an ex-con, hoping to rehabilitate him.
1x4
Change Your Partners
Episode overview
Since Toody and Muldoon have been successful partners for nine years, the captain is asked to find out how this could possibly be. Both Toody and Muldoon are questioned so much that they begin to wonder themselves and arguing ensues.
1x5
I Won't Go
Episode overview
Mrs. Bronson manages to evade eviction from her apartment by charming everyone who tries to give her notice.
1x6
Muldoon's Star
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With Theresa Tangere's popularily out of control, the Muldoon's keep her temporarily at their home, out of the public eye. Meanwhile, shy Francis is enamored with the blonde bombshell.
1x7
Paint Job
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The precinct tries to uncover a group of car thieves who specialize in repainting their loot and reselling.
1x8
Love Finds Muldoon
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After running into an old school chum who never married, Lucille tries to match her up with Muldoon.
1x9
Gypsy Curse
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When Toody goes undercover to expose a thieving gypsy, she puts a curse of hives and martial troubles on him in return. Toody then begins to experience these supposed problems, and .. show full overview
1x10
Thirty Days Notice
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Disgusted by the conditions of their apartment, Toody gives his landlord Mr. Corfu 30 days notice. Mr. Corfu is absolutely thrilled with this decision and promptly seeks to find another .. show full overview
1x11
Catch Me on the Paar Show
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After Toody and Muldoon give Hugh Downs a ticket for speeding, Toody takes the opportunity to introduce Hugh to Officer Fleischer, a comedian, hoping that his buddy will be discovered for his talent.
1x12
The Taming of Lucille
Episode overview
With Rose's example of an ultra submissive wife, Gunther is frustrated with his wife's strong personality, but once Lucille becomes docile as a result of watching Shakespeare, he decides that he's not so sure he likes having a doormat for a spouse.
1x13
Put It in the Bank
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As department treasurer, Toody has the bright idea of investing the department's kitty in the stock market, but regrets that decision shortly thereafter.
1x14
Get Well, Officer Schnauser
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With bank robber ""No Face"" on the loose, Muldoon and Toody are on the look-out. Through a series of unbelievable events, Muldoon robs the neighborhood bank without realizing it, .. show full overview
1x15
Christmas at the 53rd
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The 53rd Precinct puts on a special Christmas program for friends and family, featuring mostly songs depicting life at the 53rd Precinct rather than Christmas Carols.
1x16
The Sacrifice
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With Toody's TV out of commission and with the urging of his wife, he reads a book entitled ""The Sacrifice"" which inspires him to encourage Muldoon to better himself. However, this backfires, causing Muldoon to doubt his present job capabilities.
1x17
Boom, Boom, Boom
Episode overview
Jan Murray, playing himself, is asked to judge a barbershop quartet contest among city employees. The Whipoorwills from the 53rd Precinct practice their introduction "boom, boom, boom" .. show full overview
1x18
Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
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After the chief inspector finds Toody and Muldoon's sector what he deems less than desirable, he insists that Capt. Block see to it that things change within 24 hours or ELSE.
1x19
Toody's Paradise
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Toody goes undercover with a female police officer and a boy to catch a purse snatcher, and when Lucille gets wind of this new assignment, she thinks that her husband has another life elsewhere.
1x20
How High is Up?
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When Muldoon discovers that he's grown an inch, one inch above company rules, he goes into a panic.
1x21
Toody and the Art World
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An artist gives Toody one of his paintings, but Toody doesn't realize its real worth until it's too late.
1x22
What Happened to Thursday?
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Every Thursday the Schnausers have a fight, so the next Thursday, Toody and Muldoon decide to convince Leo that it's really Friday, rather than Thursday. In the process, they confuse .. show full overview
1x23
How Smart Can You Get?
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Muldoon gets a new partner, which not only intimidates Toody but causes Muldoon to neglect his duties because he's so involved in intellectual conversations.
1x24
Today I Am a Man
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Sick of his goody-two-shoes reputation, Muldoon is determined to change what people think of him and become a man about town.
1x25
No More Pickpockets
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A professional pickpocket steals Toody's wallet and assumes Toody's identity, arresting many other pickpockets before he's finally caught.
1x26
The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
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When the inspector announces that Capt. Block needs to take a well-deserved vacation, a temporary replacement is sent in.
1x27
The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
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After attending a large wedding, Sylvia becomes upset that she had been married by a justice of the peace, insisting upon rectifying that situation at all costs.
1x28
The Auction
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Leo is in charge of deciding on a gift for the captain's 25th wedding anniversary, and insists upon getting a cheese knife. But when Toody and Muldoon have to deliver paperwork to the .. show full overview
1x29
Quiet! We're Thinking
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Unknowingly, Toody's 11 year old nephew Marvin's casual remarks help Toody and Muldoon solve tough cases, but by the time they realize what's happening, they're not the only ones that want to have Marvin around.
1x30
I Love Lucille
Episode overview
Lucille dies her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.

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