America's Dumbest Criminals

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a convenience store counter spontaneously become a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he’s the target of a twenty-one-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook that enters a car dealership unannounced, the backbreaking burden of stealing $3k in coins and what happens when you mess with 50k volts of electricity.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a search by police that gets hotter and hotter while elsewhere a criminal gets colder and colder and quite by accident a DUI wakes to a real nightmare.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness misbehaving crack-buyers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy-- but who’s dumber?

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a washed-up run-away cyclist who hit the spin-cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, the nutty-butty behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a buzzed stoner who’s credibility goes up in smoke.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the mark of a fender bender or a new kind of hit-and-run, a half-ton of trouble when a tailgate goes on the road and a strange pick-up on a surveillance video.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone’s nose.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and what today’s drunk drivers are doing to keep physically fit.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness whether it’s possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a life-like store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some on-the-run teenagers who don’t know when to quit, a wacked out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate in a hurry, someone dressed like they should be in a hurry and what you need to catch sticky-fingered donut thieves.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness thieves that got a car but discover the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank being open when it was wanted.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan into the fire – or at least into a swamp.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace -- except for an irrefutable video.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a woman who definitely doesn’t like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian doll sure to inspire some courage.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, how the running of a stop sign can rob you of a social life and the gal with whom you don’t want to share a ride.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate who isn’t getting out on good behavior, someone not cooking like Julia Child and pot-smoking workmen who helped set up the camera that caught them.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some sailors out for a good time who quickly begin to sink, a surprise for a car thief and much more.

"In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness how dog’s “evidence” helped take down a bike thief, how waiving the right to remain silent can also be waiving your farewell and a man very lost in his getaway.

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who regrets he tackled a safe, a macho man with some explaining to do and discover why it’s a good idea to check your bags.