I Want My Phone Back

2x10
Lovitz or Leave It
Episode overview

Unfriending your parents, telling Jon Lovitz you soiled your pants, plus Jello-themed sexts.

2x1
High Class Problems
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We ask an uncle for sex advice and give a dad a gut-wrenching tuition bill.

2x2
Muscle, Muscle Man
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A bodybuilder’s “The Rock”-themed fan fiction, desperate dating texts, and honestly, a heartfelt confession.

2x3
No Drama Spared
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A pro bowler relives her engagement with her former coach, and how much would it take for you to confess your lust for a cousin?

2x4
Mom’s the Word
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Jurassic Park fan fiction, an Oedipal complex, and grandma gets the shock of her life.

2x5
Father Knows Best
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A case of the runs, a career-ending e-mail, and a dad turned ED consultant.

2x6
Business Casualties
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A startup shutdown, claims of vehicular goose-slaughter, and a travel agent forced to play marriage counselor.

2x7
Trash Phone
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A dubious contestant gets shook, a text chain you wouldn’t want mom and dad to see, and our most generous challenge yet.

2x8
The Proof is in the Plumbing
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A cringe-worthy call to your boss, doomsday prepping with pee in mason jars, and Alana breaks a phone – on purpose.

2x9
A Spoonful of Sugar Daddy
Episode overview

The creepiest dating app, a savage text to mom, and a man pushes his relationship to the brink.

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