Stand up: The Radio Station (Victoria Wood) Bunbury Homes (Duncan Preston) Family Planning [1] (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters) Continuity announcer: Tastes to Come (Susie Blake) Tastes to Come (Duncan Preston, Celia Imrie) Song – "Seasons of Love" (Victoria Wood) Acorn Antiques – Episode 1 [2] Video Box Documentary: A Fairly Ordinary Man (Jim Broadbent, Victoria Wood, Christine Hargreaves) Margery and Joan [3] (Julie Walters, Victoria Wood) Song – "Keep on Shopping" [4] (Hope Jackman, Victoria Wood, Sue Jones-Davies, Meg Johnson) Continuity announcer: The weather and obesity (Susie Blake) [1][2]

Stand up: A Strange Man With A Wardrobe (Victoria Wood) Advertisement: Cheap and Handy (Duncan Preston, Victoria Wood) Turkish Baths [5] (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters) Playbox (Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston) Transmission breakdown Song: "I'm Gonna Knock, Knock, Knock On Your Knocker" Gail and Carl [6] [7] Continuity announcer: Acorn Antiques (Susie Blake) Acorn Antiques – Episode 2 [8] Kitty [9] (Patricia Routledge) Song (duet): "Pissed Off With Love" Documentary: "Swim The Channel" (Victoria Wood, Ron Pember, Maggie Ollerenshaw) Continuity announcer: Viewers in the North (Susie Blake) The reporter (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters)

Stand up: Swimming baths and the Doctors (Victoria Wood) Doorbells album (Duncan Preston) Shoe Shop [11] (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters) Continuity announcer: Plays with dressing gowns (Susie Blake) Fitted Kitchen: Ill-Fitting Relationships Service Wash [12] (Victoria Wood) Anti-mugging spray (Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston) Song: "A Simple Northern Boy" [13] (Victoria Wood) The Underwear Shop (Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston) Video Box Acorn Antiques – Episode 3 [14] Continuity announcer: Acorn Antiques Book (Susie Blake) The Piano Shop (Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie) Documentary: "To Be An Actress" Pause For Thought Continuity announcer: Forthcoming events (Susie Blake)

Stand Up: A Brick Through The Window (Victoria Wood) At The Doctor's: Cold Meat (Victoria Wood, Duncan Preston) Cosmetic surgery [15] (Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie) Continuity announcer: Pippa (Susie Blake) Pippa Gail and Carl: The Facts of Life [16] Song: "Go Away" (Victoria Wood) At The Doctor's: Running Continuity announcer: Acorn Antiques (Susie Blake) Acorn Antiques – Episode 4 [17] Kitty (Patricia Routledge) Continuity announcer: Tops and blouses (Susie Blake) Documentary: "On Campus" [18] At The Doctor's: Periods The Self-Assertion Class [5]

Stand up: Pam (Victoria Wood) Advertisement: "Happy With Your Wash?" (Celia Imrie) Supermarket Checkout [19] (Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie) Continuity announcer: Strikes and Sunday viewing (Susie Blake) The Divorce (Maureen Lipman, Denis Lawson) Margery and Joan (Julie Walters, Victoria Wood) Continuity announcer: The weather (Susie Blake) Acorn Antiques – Episode 5 [20] Giving Notes [21] Documentary: "Just An Ordinary School" [22] Announcement: The Last Show (Victoria Wood) Song: "Say Goodbye" (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston et al.) Continuity announcer: Darker nights (Susie Blake) [6]

Stand up: Parties (Victoria Wood) The Library: Sex and Violence The Health Food Restaurant (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters) Continuity announcer: Film classic Film classic [23] Kitty [24] (Patricia Routledge) The Library: Polycotton Continuity announcer: Ministry Of Warnings (Susie Blake) Acorn Antiques – Episode 6 Acorn Antiques Continuity announcer: The Skip (Susie Blake) Gail and Carl: Washing-up Bowls [25] Dandruff Commercial [26] Whither the Arts [27] (Duncan Preston) Documentary: "Bessie" [28] Postscript [7]