Two and a Half Men

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  • : 2003
  • : 262
  • : 110k
  • CBS
  • 21
  • Comedy Romance

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1x1
Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)
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22, 2003
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
1x2
Big Flappy Bastards
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29, 2003
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie .. show full overview
1x3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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06, 2003
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's .. show full overview
1x4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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13, 2003
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation .. show full overview
1x5
The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
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20, 2003
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an .. show full overview
1x6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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27, 2003
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to .. show full overview
1x7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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03, 2003
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. .. show full overview
1x8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful
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10, 2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
1x9
Phase One, Complete
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17, 2003
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has .. show full overview
1x10
Merry Thanksgiving
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24, 2003
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
1x11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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15, 2003
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; .. show full overview
1x12
Camel Filters + Pheromones
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05, 2004
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
1x13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
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13, 2004
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come .. show full overview
1x14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
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02, 2004
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
1x15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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09, 2004
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
1x16
That Was Saliva, Alan
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16, 2004
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
1x17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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23, 2004
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
1x18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
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01, 2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
1x19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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22, 2004
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
1x20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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19, 2004
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake .. show full overview
1x21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
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03, 2004
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
1x22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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10, 2004
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
1x23
Just Like Buffalo
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17, 2004
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
1x24
Can You Feel My Finger?
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24, 2004
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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