The Crystal Maze

Season Three of the Crystal Maze is here. Its episode one with some new games and new dimwits to play them.... Contestants : Karen Moseley (23), Corrie Aitken (16), Neil Attard (25), Chris Sherwood (26), Gary Williams (32), Lyn King (30)

Episode Two. No matter how many times you watch the crystal maze it never gets dull...so many interesting things to see, and so many irritating contestants for Richard O Brien to tease.... Contestants : Abs Sinha (21), Duncan Campbell (23), Clare Snook (24), Kate Billington (25), Lucy Hickey (31), Toby Murcott (28)

Episode Three...Ahh the team started so well...but ended up with only five crystals... Contestants : Andy Gallagher (26?), Jo Shepard (21), Cathy MacDonald (23), Mark Douglas (25), Marianne Montgomery (26), Stuart Wilkinson (26)

Episode Four. Groovy episode and when Richard gets bored with the idiots in the Medieval zone, he sits down at his dusty haunted piano and plays a great rocky horror syle tune. Contestants : Jennifer Crossfield (23), Ben Hammond (20), Denise Ventre (23), Ian Cook (36), Catherine Corgrove (22), Paul Judge (27)

Episode Five. More morons in the Maze...Sue McClellan, who is a P.E. teacher must be good at her job. Because she cant get across a pool of water on some swings in the Aztec zone without going for a swim. Classic.... Constestants : Malcolm Doody (27), John Plump (25), Sue McClellan (35) Sharon Clapton (22), Fiona Connor (27), James Challinor (33)

Episode Six. Richard is back with another team, this lot do pretty well and manage to win eight crystals....Wooooohoooo! Contestants : Claire Taylor (18), Karen Fewtrell (24), Abdul Nathekar (26), Jez Gaydon (29), Jenny Paris (39), Ian Colvin (30)

Its time for episode Seven. And another bunch of under achievers face Richard and the maze...a very average team here... Contestants : Anne Albinson (20), Keith Schrod (34), Andrew Noble (21), Jo Williams (21), Sheila Smith (40), Mark Johnson (25)

Episode Eight. The bold adventure continues with another team and this time they win seven crystals..Maybe they have started to watch the show and have started to work out what they have to do in advance!?!?!? Contestants : Liz, Chris, Heather, Jama, Andy, Peter

Episode Nine. An episode staring a very unfortunate looking contestant. Check out Gitte Blackley with her Scooby Doo Velma's pudding bowl haircut and a pair of those hideous huge Timmy Mallet glasses. She is a B.T. Clerical Officer...enough to put you off Telephones for life. She is also not very handy with remote control diggers.... Contestants : Clive Hackforth (22), Stephen Robson (26), Gitte Blackley (32), Alison Pollecutt (21), Chris Shaw (21), Kumi Conethard (34)

Its Episode Ten. Richard takes out his frustrations on the Future World computer after meeting this weeks team. There is Sandy Douglas with his spirit level straight fringe and wearwolf beard. He is a school teacher / horror film extra and fits in well in the Medieval zone...Then there is Tania Jordon, leader of the Lesbian Liberation Leauge...Where else on Television do you get contestants like thesee today??? Contestants :Barley Laing, Sally Bird, Nick Weston, Tania, Sandy Duncan, Camilla Chandley

Episode Eleven. More zero intellect humans in the maze this week, with Phillip being unable to tell what wire to cut on an alarm, despite a six foot high sign telling him which wire to cut...I love this show! Contestants : Philip Broomhead (31), Malcolm Ross (18), Helen Randall (23), Viktoria Moyes (18), Jo Stupple (38), Anthony Allan (31)

Episode Twelve. Another average team is here to play the games. And with yet more weird jobs in the real world. Sarah-Jane Hancock is a PYRONTECHNIC PACKAGING DESIGNER!!!! What?????? So she spends all days drawing fireworks on boxes...coool! Contestants : Julie Lewis (24), Tara Elder (17), Nick Harmer (39) Jason Tisdall (27), David Baker (24), Sara-Jane Hancock (27)

Episode Thirteen the final episode of season Three. Classic episode in which Catherine tackles the raft game in the Aztec zone, but spends most of her time falling off and swimming. Richard ends up going into the game and dragging her out, and struggles to hide his amusement. However she wins the crystal! Thus ends season three of the best game show ever to be made for television. Contestants : Catherine McHale (18), Steve Hewitt (31), Amanda Keerie (23), Christopher Parker (21), Mike Fittock (27), Mary Lowther (31)