The Andy Milonakis Show

Andy's pet turtle runs off to the City of Angels to be with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Hilary Duff. Distraught and with a new shirt, Andy follows his beloved pet to Hilary's apartment, where the two of them fight. Somehow, Ralphie sneaks into one of Andy's bags and makes his presence known, and this complicates matters further until Hilary moves out of the apartment, leaving it to Andy and his world of weirdness.

Andy sets his apartment on fire, breeds a new species of snack food, and spends some time at the beach.

Andy interrogates suspects on the street, goes camping with Ralphie, and debuts his new sports drink. Three 6 Mafia pelt Andy with insults and butter and Andy feels sick.

Andy teaches Ralphie to vibrate and in exchange Ralphie steals Andy's voice.

Andy plays Dr. Surgeon on the new soap opera, "All My Hospitalized Children's Cove" and gets his hand cut off by Ralphie.

Andy writes the great American novel, incinerates a stranger on the street, and electrocutes Ralphie.