Welcome to the first of many episodes where our first guest and good friend, @jessecox, takes the helm and steers our ship towards uncharted waters. BBH ep 1: Write a two minute SNL monologue as the inside of Kong’s mouth.

We’re just a Kong and life is a nightmare.

What are we doing here, you ask? Well, it's kongplicated.

What makes the red ape red?

Today on Beard Bros, Ted cancels himself; apology video to follow.

Jesse’s life is crabs. QOTD: Did you know what a Louie Salad was before Alex described it?

Just du bois hangin’ out tryin’ to get their ape up while Ted just wants to look at flags and the noir filter. HOTD: Please make a mod for Skull Island to give Kong a cart.

The denizens of Skull Island are about to feel a Hailstorm of rocks.

The world doesn’t deserve the throw directly into the non-stop spank combo.

If you stopped watching this series we wouldn’t call that a good abandonment. QOTD: Without looking it up, how old do you think Flea is now?

We all get like 3am slap-happy loopy in this one.

QOTD: What’s the best opposite diegetic song scene? HOTD: Make a 30 second clip of roller coaster of love and instead of that scream replace it with the fairy from Ocarina of Time doing her ending yell.

This one’s tough. Jesse’s nervous in the service.