The wild-haired Geordie comic embarks on a Twitter-led anti-travelogue! Ross is ejected from a cafe by singer Mike Skinner and delivers a plastic hedge to Eddie Izzard. Mad!

The comedian's Twitter-driven UK tour continues. Ross judges a Women's Institute baking competition, acquires a giant scarf for Johnny Vegas and meets Paul Daniels.

The Twitter-driven insanity continues as Ross Noble visits a sex toy warehouse, encounters a roadside bath and makes mischief with Bob Mortimer - and 3kg of custard powder!

Ross forms his own religion in the West Country. The monkeying around continues as Ross discovers if simians really can write Shakespeare on a typewriter.

The Noodlemeister ditches the guide book and embarks on a nutty, Twitter-driven tour of Britain. Ross attends a wedding and later dishes out bananas to a cycling team.

Ross stages a 'tat roadshow' in a York strip club and enlists the help of fellow comic Rufus Hound for a human fox hunt.