Tommy attempts to saw a woman in half, attends a magic convention, and tries to cash a cheque.

Tommy shows his life as a Scout leader this week; meets an adoring fan; and tries to buy a house and a car.

In this episode, Tommy and Sheila Hancock get their heads stuck in a fence. A bus queue also disappears before his eyes, and there's confusion over which hand is holding an alarming amount of salt.

A traffic warden causes Tommy Cooper trouble in this programme. Cooper then gives the show's director terrible hassle over a robbery sketch, and takes multiple roles in a play.

A series of passers-by interrupt Tommy's attempts to read his newspaper, before unwittingly sharing tea in a cafe. Confusion arises when he finds himself caught up in a civil defence exercise.

Tommy gets home from a party rather the worse for wear and attempts to get some food. Later, he has an altercation with a neighbour and is summoned to court as a witness.