ITV Playhouse

Edgar is a railway carriage cleaner. His basic philosophy in life is that any evil thought or action results in injury to one's nearest and dearest. He has a pretty miserable existence. Edgar's philosophy of sex is that if you have any sexual thoughts or commit any sexual acts there will be repurcussions that will cause injury to those you hold nearest and dearest.

A dull vacation at a holiday camp becomes interesting when the holidaying teenagers bump into 'Sherry', a female impersonator.