Human Remains

The apparently bucolic aristo-existence of Peter and Flick is shadowed by an ailment on her part that makes physical intimacy impossible.

"Ignorance is bliss, that to me is the beauty of a coma." B&B owners Gordon and Shelia fit their swinging lifestyle alongside looking after Sheila's bedridden sister.

Michelle and Stephen are planning their wedding day. The first dance is R-Kelly's 'Bump and Grind' and there's five boxes of Doritos for the reception.

When not making curly sausage casseroles for the vicar, Beverley and Tony survey their neighbour's Satan-inspired garden and tell of life under the full gaze of the Lord.

"My songs are like my children," says singer Fonte. "Yet they're also like my parents. Or a special uncle, who is particularly friendly at Christmas time."

"You hear of people who have all sorts of sexual hang-ups... and I'm one of them." Les's optimism has carried him and Ray through eight traumatic married years.