How Clean Is Your House? (UK)

Ann and Adam Massingham's farm is a happy, busy affair: a tumbledown country retreat in which chickens roam, geese loiter and a goat called Charity struts around the outhouse like an Edwardian duchess. Unfortunately, that's where the fairy tale ends. For although the Massinghams' farm is a delightful agrarian idyll, their house is an absolute ruddy disgrace. There's hay in the bedroom, fungus on the windowsills and some sort of dungbased growth on the kitchen floor. Naturally, Kim and Aggie are appalled. "I'm appalled!" honks Aggie, scowling at a mug with black stuff in it. "Dirty beggars!" agrees Kim, as she extracts a cobweb the size of Kent from the sofa. It's a delightfully warm-hearted start to the domestic taskmistresses' latest series. With stentorian disapproval swiftly supplanted by cheery encouragement, the results are so dazzling that even Charity seems stirred.

Kim and Aggie take pensioner Pat Crothers in hand as they try to get her home in shape. It's just as well that Pat has a good sense of humour, because she needs it to live where she does. Her bathroom was lost to junk over a decade ago, and she hasn't seen her floors for years. Can Kim and Aggie manage the Herculean task of giving her back her home?

This week Kim and Aggie are helping single mum Nooska Mullins, who juggles nightshifts as a carer with teacher training. She doesn't have much time for housework, much to the disgust of her nine-year-old clean-freak son, Connor. Can our Cleaning Queens turn the house around so Connor can have his friends round to muck around instead of play in muck?

Professional dog walker James Grieve lives in a flat in London with more festering rubbish and newspapers in it than furniture. Facing dangerous levels of fungi and bacteria, Kim and Aggie have a heavy job ahead of them to help James create a safe environment and transform both his flat and his life...

This week's culprit is painter Jacqueline Jones, who lives for her art but her house suffers for it. Throw in a cat who displays her own poo-based creations all over the place, and the sight and smell aren't pretty. Can Kim and Aggie hold their breath long enough to transform her horrible home?

Young parents Donna and David Burton have neglected their home while looking after their toddler, but, with a second child on the way, it's time for Kim and Aggie to sort them out.

Meryl Gaskin hasn't been able to get into her lounge for two years because since her children left home she's filled her home with junk. Then there's the biohazard kitchen, assorted dead life forms and ivy growing through the windows. Kim and Aggie love a challenge, but is this empty nest going to send them cuckoo?

Glynis Horton and her teenage son Aaron have a flat so chaotic and filthy that they keep running away from it by going on holiday. But they can't escape Kim and Aggie, who resolve to interest a skater boy in housework and persuade mum that a super-clean home will beat the best five-star hotel.

Carys Hughes spends all day cleaning at work, which perhaps explains why her own house is so filthy.

This week, Kim and Aggie help animal-loving Margaret and James Holland, whose horses enjoy better creature comforts than they do. With a cottage so cluttered that it has become a dangerous obstacle course for James, who is blind, it's time for them to clean up their act.

Michelle spends her evenings singing karaoke but hasn't cleaned her far from glam south London two-bedroom maisonette for 20 years. Can Kim and Aggie get her singing from their rhyme sheet?

The Prew family love amateur dramatics so much they've turned their terraced house into a horror set. Dad Frank has been battling alone against the chaos but, finally, now mum Carolyn wants a fresh life with a fresher home too. Can Kim and Aggie get them to learn a new script?