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2x1
Episode 1 of Season 2 // ansack [41]
Episode overview
10, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta-potty.
2x2
Affecting the Market // Dog Shampoo [42]
Episode overview
17, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time.
2x3
The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]
Episode overview
24, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though.
2x4
Entrance Only Backwards // Geoff's portapotty [44]
Episode overview
31, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect British sandwich.
2x5
Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good [45]
Episode overview
07, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen.
2x6
A Bunch of Toilet Stories // The First F**kface App [46]
Episode overview
14, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty.
2x7
Almost One Year // You Cannot Unshit a Portapotty [47]
Episode overview
21, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimmerzone, and Geoff's card stream plan.
2x8
In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot [48]
Episode overview
28, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics.
2x9
Recycled Gavin/Andrew Conversations // Can You Get a Hot Dog on That Thing [49]
Episode overview
05, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion.
2x10
Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii [50]
Episode overview
12, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game.
2x11
Divided Comment Leavers // All Time Loser [51]
Episode overview
19, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot of cheese sandwich talk.
2x12
Geoff's Car Wreck Story // Firing an Extinguisher [52]
Episode overview
26, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving (again.)
2x13
Season 2 Year 2 // Geoff's 3am Shit Story [53]
Episode overview
02, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jet-skis man, and Geoff's 3am Shit Story.
2x14
Who is the Host? // Geoff Ends the Podcast [54]
Episode overview
09, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a fridge, and the fake outro.
2x15
Leaning on Gavin and Andrew Kind of // Sauce Bitcoin [55]
Episode overview
16, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conclusion of the bet, and Andrew tries to drink 2 cans without burping.
2x16
Andrew is a [_____] Guy // The Least Satisfying Redemption Possible [56]
Episode overview
23, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemption attempts.
2x17
No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber [57]
Episode overview
30, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumber delivery.
2x18
D-Box Crew Family // A New Outskirts Bet [58]
Episode overview
07, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast.
2x19
Cucumber Content For You // Who Pissed on All the Wallets [59]
Episode overview
14, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings.
2x20
Zimmer's Titanium Forehead // Is Humpty Dumpty an Easter Thing [60]
Episode overview
21, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back together, Shatner's webstore, and state songs.
2x21
Gut Full of Tots // Child Picking Day [61]
Episode overview
28, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scripps National Spelling Bee.
2x22
Not Having the Optimal Ramen Experience // Not Blow, Suck [62]
Episode overview
04, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas.
2x23
Geoff's Bullet Points // Man Hands, Open Water [63]
Episode overview
11, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW!
2x24
Can Geoff Ever Leave the House Again? // Friar Tuck Cake [64]
Episode overview
18, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases.
2x25
It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video [65]
Episode overview
25, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification.
2x26
Andrew's Broken Chair Birthday // I've had my cat for 20 years [66]
Episode overview
01, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm).
2x27
The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]
Episode overview
08, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine.
2x28
The Most Magical Podcast on Earth // How Do you Scrump an Egg [68]
Episode overview
14, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting.
2x29
Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs [69]
Episode overview
21, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew.
2x30
A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus [70]
Episode overview
28, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.
2x31
Too Spicy Icey // It's Hard to Listen When You're Talking [71]
Episode overview
05, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soothe your anus ows!""
2x32
Geoff Puts His Anus Over the Pencil Grenade // Regulation Caboose [72]
Episode overview
12, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's.
2x33
The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy [73]
Episode overview
19, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more.
2x34
Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe [74]
Episode overview
26, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more.
2x35
The New High Five // Who is the F**kface Superhero [75]
Episode overview
02, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more.
2x36
Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies [76]
Episode overview
09, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate.
2x37
Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes [77]
Episode overview
16, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate.
2x38
Regulation Listeners // Geoff's at 36% [78]
Episode overview
23, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show.
2x39
The Boys of Dumpty // Apple Facts & the Regulation Apple [79]
Episode overview
30, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake.
2x40
Apple Scrumpling Gang // Pavloved Your Ass [80]
Episode overview
07, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch.
2x41
Flipping Coins for Rubbish // Andrew Tries the Cosmic Crisp [81]
Episode overview
14, 2021
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?)

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