Door Monster

Ever think about what some Minecraft activities would look like in real life? We did, and decided they would be absolutely insane.

In this week's episode, JP the Sim encounters the jankiest genie around! Spoilers: he's a jerk.

The War on Christmas is definitely a thing, but what everyone seems to leave out is that Christmas totally started it.

In this week's episode, JP enthusiastically welcomes Ian to the neighborhood!

So this guy's just minding his own business when OH GOD IT'S THAT GUY AGAIN, AND THIS TIME HE HAS A SIGN!

The reason your workers always seem so eager to get away from you? It's because they are. Because you're a terrible person.

Only YOU can prevent your Sims from getting stuck in hallways. I mean, it's not like they're just gonna walk around each other or anything.

Nothing unusual here, just a regular, casual conversation between American comrades. Go freedom!