Distractible

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2022
2022x1
The Perfect Meal
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03, 2022
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
2022x2
Cryptids Are Scary
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10, 2022
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
2022x3
Bad Habits
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17, 2022
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
2022x4
Beware The Candy Uncle...
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24, 2022
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
2022x5
Funniest Joke In The World
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31, 2022
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
2022x6
Waste of Money
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07, 2022
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
2022x7
The Distractible Threesome
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14, 2022
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
2022x8
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
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21, 2022
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
2022x9
Criminally Subliminal
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28, 2022
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
2022x10
Hill I Will Die On
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07, 2022
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
2022x11
Pet Stories
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14, 2022
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
2022x12
Disappointing Our Parents
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21, 2022
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
2022x13
Superstitions
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28, 2022
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
2022x14
Self Confidence
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04, 2022
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
2022x15
We Die On Your Hills
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11, 2022
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/
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Serotonin
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18, 2022
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
2022x17
Oh No, The Future UwU
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25, 2022
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic
2022x18
Aliens Among Us
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02, 2022
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
2022x19
So Bad It's Good
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09, 2022
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
2022x20
Wade's Secret Words
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16, 2022
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
2022x21
F*ck You Energy
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23, 2022
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
2022x22
We Got Screwed
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30, 2022
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
2022x23
The Bobs & The Bees
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06, 2022
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
2022x24
Who's The Worst
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13, 2022
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
2022x25
Don't Laugh
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20, 2022
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
2022x26
The Atrocities of Summer
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27, 2022
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
2022x27
Anything Goes
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04, 2022
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
2022x28
Worst World Records
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11, 2022
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
2022x29
Conspiracy Theories
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18, 2022
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
2022x30
Before We Die
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25, 2022
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
2022x31
The Boys Bet It All
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01, 2022
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
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Fast Food Tier List
Episode overview
08, 2022
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
2022x33
The Distractible Gameshow
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15, 2022
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
2022x34
Bob Doesn't Know
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22, 2022
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
2022x35
Go With Your Gut
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29, 2022
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
2022x36
Musical Memories
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05, 2022
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
2022x37
Solving The Unsolvable
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12, 2022
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
2022x38
Broken News
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19, 2022
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
2022x39
Video Game Tier List
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26, 2022
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
2022x40
Naked
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03, 2022
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
2022x41
The Bait Debate
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10, 2022
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
2022x42
Big or Small
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17, 2022
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
2022x43
Change
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24, 2022
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
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Candy Tier List
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31, 2022
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed!
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Devil's Advocate
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07, 2022
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
2022x46
Would You Rather
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14, 2022
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
2022x47
Thank You
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21, 2022
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.
2022x48
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
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28, 2022
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
2022x49
One Paw In The Grave
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05, 2022
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., .. show full overview
2022x50
We're NOT Getting Old
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12, 2022
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
2022x51
Don't Say Christmas
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19, 2022
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.
2022x52
The Perfect Day
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26, 2022
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.

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