Bonus Stage

Joel is possessed by a creature named Xenis who places inane curses and hexes on the neighborhood.

It's a musical!! No it's not. YES IT IS. No. Please no.

The new neighbors at Xover House are incredibly rowdy, and though Joel welcomes it at first, even he must side with Phil when enough becomes enough.

Joel's pirate lifestyle returns in full swing when the Rusty Duck Clan manages to take over Lake Hammill.

Joel becomes incapacitated, leaving June and the others in somewhat aimless direction.

Evil breaks his glasses, so he kidnaps Phil to help him buy new ones. Meanwhile, Joel tries to come up with a new column for the site.

Rya and Craig had a baby? Yes, and at true sitcom television speed, the baby is already a growing boy, who takes on the other villains of the show and comes out on top.

Phil's mom comes home and, in true webcomic fashion, appears like a sexy hot co-ed that Joel can't take his eyes off of. Seriously, though. What is it with webcomic moms all looking like they're 25. I mean, it's like WHOA. Okay?

Joel invents a mouse cursor that functions outside of the computer and into real life -- and then has fun using it to mess with people.

Elly is distraught over all of the other female characters entering the already fragile love triangle, and impulsively decides to build a bar in her garage because TV told her to do it. Joel decides to sabotage it.

Phil and Elly eat out and Phil explains the creepiness of his mother... somewhat...

Everyone wakes up to find the Tandy Bros are the new leaders of the free world, thanks to their indescribable hacking skills. Joel and Phil know what they must do.

Phil notices a disturbing amount of disappearances in the neighborhood, and finds out that Evil has kidnapped everyone he knows and loves (or doesn't). Phil recruits all of the help he can find to find Evil's fortress, infiltrate it, and save everyone. All the while, Evil brandishes a death cannon capable of levelling the entire city!