Astrogoblin

Just when we thought we were out, the Coast Guard pulled us back in! Welcome to Astrogoblin. It's a Cold Fear gameplay channel until Patrick doesn't want to play anymore.

Three backwoods hicks deciding what's Shrek and what's not Shrek? That's classic Astrogoblin.

Patrick's patience for Coast Guard antics has been pushed to the bursting point.

Behold, the first of many Friday videos to come, and the beginning of a full playthrough of Shadow Man. Who better to be the harbinger of our weekend's eve jaunt than the Quintessential Gamer himself.

Bienvenido al comienzo del arco Dark Void de Astrogoblin, presentado por nuestra configuración de audio anterior. ¡Que terrible!

Lawrence is here to take us all on a deep dive into the sexy world of semi-solid dairy goop.

This game bears the moniker "Dark Void," but as goblins we should look within to discover where the true Dark Void lies. Is it the aching pit at the bottom of our distended stomachs? Is it gap between the dull throbs that push blood through our clotted veins? Perhaps you will find the answers you seek at the end of this video...

Terah and Jacob recently discovered that Ryan was living in the walls of their home. We decided to make some videos for old times' sake until the authorities arrive!

In 2024, a crack content creation unit was fired by a Rooster Teeth for having low views. These three promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Warner Brothers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a game that needs to be played, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Astrogoblin.

Review of 1997's 'Ernest Goes to Africa - 1/5 Stars "Memorable movie. Or about as memorable as anything can be on a Thursday at 3 am in your friend's basement. Still rubbish though. I would've just left the girl in Africa, as she was annoying as sh*t. Ernest was annoying as sh*t too though, so... Pretty funny dancing/yo-yo scene though. Probably the only rewindable moment."

So I said, ‘There’s a Shadow Man 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the Shadow Man and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.

Curse you Elden Ring! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true warrior! And I, Patrick! (and Jacob and Charlotte) Your fears made flesh! Solid of content you might be, foul DLC... But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

Dude Hyetta! Don't eat those grapes, they're eyeballs!

Oh these? These are the chains I forged in life. But dude! Ebenezer! You should see yours haha

Corteo, which means "cortege" in Italian, is a joyous procession, a festive parade imagined by a clown. The show brings together the passion of the actor with the grace and power of the acrobat to plunge the audience into a theatrical world of fun, comedy and spontaneity situated in a mysterious space between heaven and earth.

One-Handed Gooner Guide - How to build a One-Handed Gooner (Elden Ring) In this Elden Ring Build Guide, I’ll be showing you my Gooner build. This is a Shadow of the Erdtree build that takes place after level 150. If you’ve been looking for a build that focuses on strong forearms, degradation, and weeks of retention, then you might want to check this out!

I yearn to turn Jacob's bathing tub into a veritable mud soup of droppings and tinkles. A bath that cleans not, but as a rule dirties further? Is that a Nobel prize I hear calling on the breeze?

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! Also your paws are stinky!

After conducting multiple bone density tests, it has been determined that Alanah and Ryan's combined levels are equal to one Patrick.

Patrick was eaten by a dingo, so we do this in his honor.

Just because your buddy Steve told you that you could get high on Home Depot seeds, doesn't mean you should.

The more Charlotte loves Hitman, the more it hates her back. Hitman Blood Money - Part 2

The cup has filled to the brim and only the faintest surface tension keeps it from spilling over. Is the end nigh? Shadow Man Part 11

The human form... perfected

We are the dog. The big bad dog. ROHROHROHROHRO-

Little to nothing is stated about Aisha’s childhood besides from her association with swimming and that her parents' hydroelectric company supplies half of the Otherworld's energy supply. She also once flooded her entire secondary school after she failed a math test, and wadded through human poo. Shadow Man Part 12

Three goblins did wobble as they take their first steps across the unforgiving tundra of an alien landscape. With the world behind them in flames, for whom do they wobble? Do they wobble for their goblin mothers? For their goblin priests? Their goblin sommeliers? It doesn't matter. Wobble on they must. Nothing stands behind.

Jet Li: Rise to Honor Part 1 We can't wait to play all these PS2 games with our fully functional PS2 on which our livelihoods depend!

Abeloth, self-styled as the Beloved Queen of the Stars and also known as the Bringer of Chaos and the Destructor, was an extremely powerful Force entity. Her dark side powers and immortality derived from her being corrupted by drinking from the Font of Power and bathing in the Pool of Knowledge. She first lived as the Servant, a mortal woman who served the powerful Ones on a jungle planet over a hundred thousand years before the Battle of Yavin. She eventually became the Mother, keeping the peace between the Father's warring Son and Daughter as a part of the family. However, she grew old while the Father and their children did not, and she feared she would lose her precious family. In a desperate attempt to hold onto the life she so loved, she drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge. Her actions corrupted her, transforming the Mother into the twisted, immortal entity known as Abeloth.

Zoomers will never understand what it was like to buy a mock-stock-mibble-bock-wopper-bopper off a sea pervert. Also 9/11.

-Pot roast shaak round -soy sauce -garlic -cavatelli -olive oil -pearl onions -kale -rainbow carrots -Panko breadcrumbs

Li is a master of several styles of wushu, especially changquan and fanziquan. He has also studied other arts including baguazhang, tai chi, xingyiquan, drunken boxing, Eagle Claw, and Praying Mantis. He did not learn Nanquan ("Southern Boxing"), because his training focused only in the Northern Shaolin Styles. He has also mastered wushu's main weapons, such as Sanjiegun (Three Section Staff), Gun, Dao (Broadsword), Jian (Straight Sword).

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, "PUT THE MIC DOWN." I fear something terrible has happened.

"They're eating the dogs! The people that came in. They're eating the cats! They're eating, they're eating the pets of the people that live there."