• : 1976
  • : 202
  • : 8
  • CBS
  • 21
  • Comedy

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7
7x1
Sorry, Wrong Lips
Episode overview
06, 1982
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
7x2
Do You Take This Waitress?
Episode overview
13, 1982
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
7x3
The Secret of Mel's Diner
Episode overview
20, 1982
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
7x4
Alice at the Palace
Episode overview
27, 1982
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
7x5
Joel Grey Saves the Day
Episode overview
03, 1982
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
7x6
Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Episode overview
10, 1982
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
7x7
Carrie on the Rebound
Episode overview
09, 1983
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
7x8
Jolene's Brother Jonas
Episode overview
16, 1983
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
7x9
Alice Sees the Light
Episode overview
28, 1983
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
7x10
Vera the Virtuoso
Episode overview
07, 1983
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
7x11
Alice Faces the Music
Episode overview
14, 1983
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
7x12
Tommy, the Jailbird
Episode overview
21, 1983
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
7x13
Jolene and the Night Watchman
Episode overview
28, 1983
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
7x14
Mel's Dream Car
Episode overview
11, 1983
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
7x15
Come Back Little Sharples
Episode overview
17, 1983
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
7x16
Vera, the Torch
Episode overview
24, 1983
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
7x17
The Grass is Always Greener
Episode overview
01, 1983
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
7x18
Tommy Fouls Out
Episode overview
15, 1983
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
7x19
Vera on the Lam
Episode overview
22, 1983
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
7x20
Mel's Cousin Wendy?
Episode overview
29, 1983
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
7x21
Sweet Erasable Mel
Episode overview
05, 1983
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
7x22
Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
Episode overview
12, 1983
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
7x23
Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
Episode overview
18, 1983
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

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