Who Dares Wins ...

It's back! The first of a new series of the comedy show that's a must for all intelligent, witty, dynamic, good-looking, sexually attractive people. As for the rest of you, there's probably Indoor Bowls on BBC, unless that's too racy for you. [source: TV Times]

The story so far: Brad has been abducted by alien beings who want him to mend the windscreen wipers on their spaceship, while Loretta, the glamorous starlet, has begun a doomed relationship with a lesbian warthog.. I'm dreadfully sorry, this is the billing for Santa Barbara. It should say 'Don't miss Who Dares Wins, the very funny comedy show'. I blame the computer. [source: TV Times]

Tonight, the complex issues of the Middle East, Nicaragua and Afghanistan. The team makes an in-depth analysis of these problems, decides they're too difficult and does lots of jokes instead. [source: TV Times]

If you are a dull, repressed, drab, boring person who doesn't find anything in life at all funny then do not, repeat do not, watch Who Dares Wins, Channel 4's acclaimed comedy show. It will just upset you. [source: TV Times]

This show has everything. Sketches, songs, slapstick, surrealism... um... I've run out of 'S' words. Anyway, don't miss the internationally acclaimed comedy show. (Due to the indisposition of Charlton Heston, Faye Dunaway, Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone and Lassie, their parts will be played by members of the Who Dares Wins team.) [source: TV Times]

Show 6, and the last of this internationally acclaimed comedy series. The cast of Who Dares Wins are now available for panto. Also for weddings, funerals, baptisms, circumcisions, children's parties, barmitzvahs, SDP conferences, chicken-sexing competitions and gala fridge-openings. All correspondence to Channel Four. [source: TV Times]