THE SCIENCE!

Theorists, have you ever played Halo and wondered "why does Master Chief need to punch when he has all these other powerful weapons at his disposal"? Well that reason is Austin. Today, Austin is going to talk about his favorite power move, Master Chief's deadly punch! How powerful is it? Watch to find out!

Theorists, have you ever wondered if your brain could be controlled by someone else? I don't just mean brainwashing either! I'm talking full control by some outside source, implanting something in your brain. Well, welcome to Happy's Humble Burger Farm where that idea is a reality! Today, Austin is going to see if that terrifying idea could be true in REAL LIFE!

Theorists, we haven't talked about dangerous weather in a video game in a long time. In fact, I think the last time we covered it, it was Austin! So it makes sense that he's the one to tackle the mystery of Minecraft cold biomes. How COLD do they get? Are they DANGEROUS? It's time to get your diamond armor on as we tackle what may be the deadliest thing in Minecraft... the COLD!

Theorists, the channel is FINALLY covering the most popular game right now... Elden Ring. Austin is OBSESSED and had a topic he needed to cover. What is the strongest weapon in Elden Ring and why is it the shield? Get ready to boot up your Soulsborne game and start whacking your enemies to death. Take it away Austin!

Theorists, Iron Lung is one SCARY game! I don't mean the sea of blood and huge monster fish either. I'm talking about the state of the UNIVERSE. Specifically the missing suns. That is a BIG red flag in any kind of survival. So today, Austin is going to try and figure out if humans could SURVIVE with no sun. Let's go!

Theorists, on this channel we have talked about a LOT of Minecraft. Today, Austin is diving even deeper to find out how probable the world of Minecraft actually is. Could this square planet with its diverse biomes ACTUALLY exist in our reality? Let's find out

Theorists, would you ever work in a mortuary? That is EXACTLY what happens in the aptly titled horror game, The Mortuary Assistant. Well, that and trying to stave off demon possession. You know, the usual. Today, Austin is going to explain how a demon may be LESS of a threat to you than your actual job.

Theorists, have you ever noticed how a lot of fantasy included floating cities? From Avatar, Critical Role, and even epic games like Tower of Fantasy - they are EVERYWHERE! So today, Austin is going to figure out if they are even possible! Let's dive in!

Loyal Theorists, could you imagine being so strong that you cause an EARTHQUAKE just by slamming the ground? I can (obviously), and so can Reinhardt from Overwatch. No? You're not buying that I'm that strong? Whatever. Today, Austin is going to explain the science behind Reinhardt's Hammer Down ability and explain how much force it really takes to make it happen.

Friends, today Austin is here to RUIN your favorite video games again and today that game is Minecraft! He’s gonna be PROVING to you that the bees in Minecraft should technically NOT be able to fly! That’s right, the adorable winged friends that "fly" alongside us are not possible! So craft yourself a comfy chair and get ready for some SCIENCE!