Clap your hands. Here it is, nerds: Focus RS. Time to review this thing.

This is the Vagabond Falcon! She works! It's time to review what a 1960 Ford Falcon is like with a swapped 302 or 5.0 Windsor V8, Ford AOD trans, Explorer 8.8 rear. Thank you to Bruce Henn for making this Dream car real. Thank you to all of you who like RCR!

"We review a horrible first bike: the Yamaha R6. Gugh! If you get this as a first bike you are a Dumb-Dumb. Dummy, dum dum dum bro-dum. Ugh, you're the type of dumb that buys a motorcycle without a title and buys a helmet from the Dirt Mall."

Here's your tuner king. We review the Honda Civic ED6, also knows as the EF Hatch.

We review a Ducati 999, drink table wine from a boda bag, appropriate culture, and I talk about my dick WAY more then usual.

"We Review the last of the Ford Escorts: The ZX2. It's not quite a Focus but it is trying to show how far the Escort has come. Made a mistake with today's video. The ZX2 had a 2.0L motor, not 2.4 I'm tired of making these technical errors. I got engine displacement wrong again on the ZX2 video. The reason I make these asinine mistakes is because I speak from memory, in a ""Yea, I got this,"" way. The crazy thing about this video is that my notes clearly say: ""-2.0 L, 4-cylinder ZTEC engine, with a factory-rated 130 hp, and a top speed of around 128 mph, if it's post-apocalypse and all the roads are deserted. However, the owner says a friend of his got up to 135 on an empty road in Mexico, although he ran out of fifth gear in the process."" And what did my bird-brain do? Combine the ""2"" in ""Two Liter"" and the numeral ""4"" in ""Four Cylinder"" and barfed out ""2.4L."""

We review the over-hyped under-powered middle-child of the Porsche 944, the 944s. This hunk of self-congratulatory populism can't move under the weight of all its fanboys and white knights. The 944 is a victim of it's own fandom.

We review the forgotten Subaru Spec.B. Or is it spec.b? or is it spec.B? or is it Spec.b? Ah Subaru, you and your weird capitalization.

Thanks to Carlisle Events, Bill Miller and Mike Garland (PR Guy) we were able to review a Plymouth Horizon / Dodge Omni and it only has 26,XXX original miles!

We drive the car from the SyFi show Defiance. This is a 2013 Charger with mudder-tires and partial external roll cage. It looks amazing but drives... uh... really bad. Still it was one of the more fun days we had filming up in Centralia PA.