Board as Hell

I don't remember the Bible having quite so many worm monsters, cursed severed hands, and little sperm-shaped soul demons. But what do I know. I'm a Neo-Pagan. Now, who wants to bang and then burn some dude alive? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/rickyftw Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin Manmade terror Hungry jaws of death Y'all don't cross my depths I'll pause your breaths I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves My world's deep blue Killers gotta eat too Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal To a half-human predator created by a needle Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet Hearing terrified screams they surround my team All you see is trails of blood Even God won't intervene Nightmares of darkness My apetite is heartless Even if we related, you eliminated regardless In the deep blue, underwater walls Half man, half shark My jaws don't fall Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy name Killers sworn to beast Swallowed them in flames They switched my DNA Trip me into Cool J I can't fight the feeling I'm

When conditions are right and there is wind, many trees shed their pollen so it will be blown onto others. *Oooooooh yeah.* The pollen of these trees is small and designed to be easily carried on the wind because it might have to travel some distance to find another tree of the same species that's producing female flowers or cones. *Ugh...slower.* Each tree's method of collecting the wind-blown pollen is different as well. *Ugh ugh ugh.* The female cones on a conifer, for instance, produce a sticky substance near the ovule so wind-borne pollen will stick when it finds a female cone. *Huuughbllaaarrrgghhhhh-zzzzzz.* Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Apologies to my future children. When I die my estate will consist of little more than a fair to middling comic book collection, a Safeway bag full of smelly bandannas, and about thirty black Funhaus t-shirts. The crippling depression and night terrors? Don't worry, kids. You inherited those at birth. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

I've never been a fan of Christmas. I don't know if it's the crass commercialism, or the stress, or because my mom used to beat me with an advent calendar. Who's to say? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/real_rtbones https://twitter.com/_jacobfullerton https://twitter.com/ekombokom Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus