AvE

Fire good.

Gifts from abroad: chains and leathermen.

They fooled me again. Not hard to do; apparently.

Prosciutto for .99c a pound! (just gotta make it yourself).

Fundamental Freedoms 2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms: (a) freedom of conscience and religion; (b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication; (c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and (d) freedom of association.

2 years. It is time to re-open Canada. We are not afraid.

Prosciutto week 1: so far so good.

The best things in life are free.

The end is nigh! Are we there yet?

Canadians are not afraid. We are not wards of the state; we are citizens. Re-open Canada.

The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold;

Yes. Unless they're not.

We fire up some hydraulic testers to see if 6 point or 12 point wrenches are best.

Yes. No. Maybe.

Will she make it?

DON'T PANIC

Thank you for your animal husbandry advice! Nugget the baby chick was suffering without improvement, so we made the hardest call.

Reducing world suck one smoked salmon at a time.

6 pt proto: 880 lbs ft 12 pt Craftsman: 636 lbs ft

My homemade bacon is the best.

Yep.

Prototype parts for Buddy's invention: https://youtu.be/7-KmZzSPzc0 Music: Composition Public Domain. The Flying Dutchman, (Der fliegende Holländer) WWV 63, is a German-language opera, with libretto and music by Richard Wagner. It was composed in 1840. Performance Public Domain. Creative Commons License University of Chicago Orchestra.

Whatever it takes.

Frozen ground in no match for a stiff pecker. The Magic Harp (Die Zauberharfe), D.644, is the incidental music composed for the play of the same name by F. Schubert. Written in 1819, premiered in 1820 in Vienna, and first published in 1891, the overture to this work has been long asociated with the Rosamunde incidental music, probably because they were first published together. Public Domain Recording: Skidmore College Orchestra, CC 2.0 License. Public Domain

townpumpcnc@hotmail.com Machining micro-hammers to share a chuckle in the workshop! This is a pre-production run that I'm shipping out to thank you guys that share beer and busted carbide. Thank you!

Late for supper on account of a greasy hoe.

I have a look at the innards of a Haas CNC milling machine.

Automatic wood splitter. No more pulling valves like a sucker.

Welding a nut to the broken bolt is the easiest way. New OHSHIT! Warning labels here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1211694196/oshit-warning-labels

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John Deere excavator pin broke. It was greasier than your prom date; by the end of the night smiles all around. Please consider purchasing my fine, horsepower-boosting decals. https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1211694196/oshit-warning-labels

Grease gun LED gas guage. Please consider purchasing my fine, horsepower-boosting decals. https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1211694196/oshit-warning-labels

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Scumbag offset: long neglected hitch. Please consider purchasing my fine, horsepower-boosting decals. https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1211694196/oshit-warning-labels

New chainsaw day! A rare treat of rainforest Larch.

Think you're paying extra for quality? Buck Knife, John Deere, Huot.

Yep, dead.

It's VERKINGK! Big Clive: https://youtu.be/Be9RU3PU1bw

Flax aka Linseed oil, ancient wood finish. Why some oil dries and some doesn't? Bonus: best oil for seasoning cast iron.

I bought the Makita over the DeWalt. One was made in USA the other made in PRC. I like the carbide blades, I don't like the stickers.

30 inch diameter Fir. Husqvarna 372xp, 24" bar, dull chain.

The lost art of eating bugs.

aluminum, lye, water.

Wive's tale about oily rags? Only one way to find out! Fireball Tool: https://youtu.be/Cw5MqfrxM9g French River Woodworks: https://youtu.be/9WCkxpphHBU

Tile party with Demolition Hammer and Burke Bar!

Progress! Fireball Tool: https://youtu.be/Cw5MqfrxM9g French River Woodworks: https://youtu.be/9WCkxpphHBU

DEWCLAAAAAW!

Grinding the tile thinset off with a diamond cup wheel. Horrible job.

Homemade prosciutto ham as vague allegory.

Errata: Silicon not Silica.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A then Start

NO!

Happy Thanksgiv'r !

Please lemme know what you think about adding tool recommendations and links to the description.

Husqvarna battery saw is convenient. However, the performance is terrible in comparison to gas powered models.

The only correct location for a forward/reverse selector: where everybody else puts it!

Also, shotski.

I got suckered. Not my first time, and won't be the last.

Nightshift blew 4 wheel ray oliver!

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Mighty Tiny Hammer https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1341904307/mighty-tiny-a36-steel

Do over, dummy.

The "k" stands for kwality!

1.set screw 2.no size markings

Only if I had to. But, I'd never admit to it anyway.

"man waxes sentimental and bestows the virtues of betrothedness while simultaneously metal-hot-gluing the family warmbox"