An Okay Place to Eat

Welcome to An Okay Place to Eat, where all your favorite childhood mascots serve you! In today’s episode, a fastidious mystery man enters expecting a pleasant meal, only to find it from an unpleasant crew. Guest starring Scott Adsit, Not Gwyneth Paltrow, and Not Naomi Watts.

Sergeant Cereal takes a lunch order from the mystery man, a phallus-shaped waiter becomes purple in the face when accidentally bumped, and restaurant tension escalates to the cusp of explosion! Guest starring Not Ariana Grande.

Twinkles empties the restaurant, Mischonne, Darryl, Glenn, and Carol die, and the mystery man reveals his true identity! Guest starring Not Emma Stone.

Hector inspects the restaurant and leaves its future in a questionable state. Guest starring Not Ryan Gosling.

An unlikely hero lends a hand and her job saves the day. Colonel is left to ponder which of his trusted employees left the mystery stain in the kitchen. Guest starring Not Alexandra Daddario and Not Larry David.