Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short of swimmers performing. Also, Esther Williams appears.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin continue on American Thrift, but without Veronica Belmont.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a girl named Molly experiences growing up. Also, the school nurse stalks her.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin continue on Call it Free, where a love triangle between a wife, her husband, and the gas station owner gets put straight. Also, there's a red fat cartoon guy involved.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short focusing on the dangers of drug addiction.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a kid learns following instructions from a rhyming shopkeeper.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short that introduces us to Gregory the skunk.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about a school fish tank.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a woman goes to the zoo with her pet monkey.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about seat belt safety in the 80's.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where they show you how to draw things that are rectangles.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short that follows the first weeks of a group of kittens since their birth.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about teenagers struggling with problems because they didn't learn how to read.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short which shows families from Japan, Mexico, and the USA getting food and eating dinner.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about a typical family enjoying the hot days of summer.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where some stuff in Reggie's room come to life and talk him into cleaning up.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a film about the basic skills of reading growth. Also, a boy named Ron has a pet frog tied to a string.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where we assume a kid is named "Farmland".

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a film about types of words while we go to the beach.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about a boy who adores a plant.

Mike, Bill and Kevin riff on a short where a few kids bug a junk collector.

Mike, Bill, and Kev in riff on a short about working in a family team.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about a post-WWII Philippean village, complete with cockfighting.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a film where they think the teacher's name is Mr. Bachelder and Roy, the shy boy, is treated like crap.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about hats in different seasons.

Fans of crappy paragraphs, run and hide because Building Better Paragraphs is here to pummel your putrid paragraphs into submission! Building Better Paragraphs tells the tale of Susan, whose dog Major wins a prize at a dog show. Actually, it tells the tale of three children telling the tale of Susan & Major. While the rest of the class presumably learns important life skills such as the capital of Delaware, these three toil away at the back table, shaping their initial failure of a paragraph into something vaguely coherent.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short which asks if anyone is the same person.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a boy named Phil learns mealtime manners from some television program. They also think that Phil is Italian.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a kid named Joey is stuck in an ever changing world.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about a boy named William who gets a baby doll.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a boy named Tommy who befriends Joey, who is hated by the other kids. He then sort of befriends them, but winds up having to decide.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where two kids waste time at the library instead of going to that baseball game they're supposed to go to.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about the successful and unsuccessful diets.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a woman washes clothes in gasoline and catches fire.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about how to stay safe when you're alone in your house.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short that addresses calling for emergencies.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a boy visits a fire station and learns about escaping house fires.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about seven ducklings that are owned by a pig-faced girl.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a film where a kid named Steve spends a day with the cops. Also, he hangs out with the "What Frank?" guy.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about removing and preventing acne.

The film is about the signs that show us whether anything in school is safe or not.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short about pigs in the wild, from farrowing to teets.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where we see footage of monkeys and verbs combined.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a film where an Australian bushman tells them safety tips of camping down under.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where a witch tells the grocery store customers to save money.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where three boys find a hubcap.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where two people show a girl how to use a calendar. But due to calendars being too clever, their heads almost blow up.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short on saving one of the then-most endangered species.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short where Santa shows some children a Punch and Judy show.

Mike, Bill, and Kevin riff on a short that takes place in a world ruled by eggs, which means "EGG PUN ALERT".