Carl has a few suggestions for the Olympic Committee regarding improvements to the next Winter Olympic Games.

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Carl has some very practical tips to make this March's madness very lucrative and/or injurious.

Carl has a few things to say about the Kansas loss...and about spray-tan sickness.

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Spring has sprung, and so has Carl's critical wit as he rests his dismissive eye towards Boston. Presented by Adidas.

The drama unfolding between New Orleans and San Francisco has Carl examining the nature of the game and the appropriateness of on-field weaponry.

Carl takes a breather from his usual commentary to highlight one of the most important developments in modern sports history: his complimentary pair of adidas Climacools.

In light of recent events, Carl takes it upon himself to improve our beloved national pastime by bringing the game back to the fans.

You're just a pile of stained mattresses away from hosting an elegant Oscars Sex Party.